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Alt text: Even with a blank map, a lot of people can only name 45-50 of the 64 states.

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[–] randoot@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I was expecting this one to be interactive but then I noticed the alt text. I'm not a geography nerd who's going to explain this one

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 39 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The map looks correct at first glance, but he's added another 14 states by drawing the borders wrong XD

[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Not American, but I assume it's wrong in some subtle and hilarious way?

[–] 567PrimeMover@kbin.social 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, he's got Minnesota in there but totally left out Megasota

Two Tennessees, but no nineessee

Texoklahoma is up by Midsouthdakota?

North-West Virginia isn't even a thing no matter what those weirdos say

The weird strip of land in the Great Lake

Removed Whodaho and added "Idaho"? WTF is Idaho?

It's got the state we all agreed doesn't exist?

[–] kool_newt@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Glad Orejon is included though.

[–] dragontamer@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Working from the bottom left... California, Arizona, New Mexico.... Wtf?

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 12 points 9 months ago

California, Arizona, New Mexico, Old Mexico, Texas …

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

I see what you mean about this map being anomalous. Some of the states seem to be doubled, I wondered where they got that 64 states figure from!! My bad!

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

Ah yes the great states of Arkansas and Arkan'tsas, of Kansas and Kan'tsas.

I’ve got: Neo Hampshire, Middle Carolina, Outdianna, Tennetucky, Rkansas, Northwest Dakota, West South Dakota, Souther Dakota, The Real South Dakota, Coloradon’t, Becausoming, Ariz Oh No!, Udaho & Trail

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Ah yes, Washington, Oregon, Orecan't, and California!

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't know if that's West Ohio or East Indiana, but either way, it is a crime against nature

[–] HopingForBetter@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

We're always as war with East ~~Asia~~ Indiana.

[–] Neato@kbin.social 7 points 9 months ago

I like Central Carolina and Kennesaw.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 7 points 9 months ago

Texas, California, Colorado, Wyoming, Colorado again-... wait a minute

[–] Steex33@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Finally Center Dakotans have their own state! Justice after all!

[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 6 points 9 months ago

North and South Dakota now have a Middle Dakota buffer zone.

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Canadian here, from the outside it seems to just be 3 states. Almost crazy, crazy and don't come here if you want to exist.

[–] HububBub@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

East Maine is so much better than West Maine.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 months ago

Is that west maine? I thought it was old hampshire

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My favorite is asking people what the 51st state is, Hawaii or Alaska?

[–] criticon@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

How many states are in New Mexico?

[–] Bojimbo@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Most forget to put both New and Old Hampshire

[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Old Hampshire is surprisingly close to the original Zealand.

[–] ornery_chemist@mander.xyz 5 points 9 months ago

I'm just tickled that this map shows MN's northwest angle as the (pseudo)exclave that it is.

[–] fujiwood@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

The United States of America

[–] rhythmisaprancer@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

United Stateses

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

NW, NE, SW, & SE Colorado

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Unless you're including all the minor islands and territories, the U.S. only has 50 states to speak of. I know I could identify my state, Texas, Hawaii, California and a couple others. If there are people who can name up to 50 states and where they are on a map, that's pretty damn impressive!

[–] InquisitiveApathy@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Look a little closer at the map.

I'm pretty sure you'll be able to do it. I have faith.

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I did finally. My bad for not spotting the anomalies right off. See, your wonderful christian attitude was so helpful.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why are you giving Christianity a monopoly on faith?

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 0 points 9 months ago

I think in this country, Christianity does have a monopoly on faith. And monopoly is a good word to use, because religion is really just big business and those who make the most money hold all the cards.

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

i got all the way to kentucky before i spotted the issue

[–] JollyG@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] SgtAStrawberry@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Ninessee pronounced Nanci

[–] TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago
[–] ForestOrca@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

LoL, New Mexico A & B

[–] ForestOrca@kbin.social 1 points 9 months ago

LoL, New Mexico A & B

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

The chef is intact but is holding 2 plates now.

[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 points 9 months ago

A couple of my friends had a go at this one:

Some notable quotes:

"Wrong. It goes washingyon, oregon, gravity falls, hotel california"

"pennywise AND ohio, rough spot for maine"

"New Hampsire is not a state. I haven’t heard shit from someone in New Hampshire"