She can fix me
this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2025
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Weirdly I can't get this to play
I didn't realize that Yoko had a daughter
The voice of an Angel, a biblically accurate one.
"To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable."
Lucky for Beethoven, he was deaf.
Better than the original!
Hard disagree. I can walk past as that movie is on and not think twice about it. This was like walking past someone wretching. As much as I wanted to move on in peace... My body also wanted to wretch because of it.
Top corner of that wall is a bit #mildyvagina until you scroll down your feed far enough to see the rest of the image
I.. don't see what you're talking about? It just looks like a wall...
I think you need to walk away from the Internet for a second, friend. That's some serious down-bad energy.
Some what energy?
Not sure what that meant, but the mildlyvagina jokes have been around for years, and I honestly was not sure what I was about to scroll into when I saw it. After years on social media, you never know.
If the internet somehow thinks making an joking observation like this is bad karma now or something, the internet needs to get over itself. Laughing at things online is the only way to stay sane these days.
Down bad = painfully horny
Lol, happily married. And my wife had the same reaction to this when I showed her..
Being guttered brained and having a laugh about it doesn't make someone horny. Yeesh.
I dunno why they were giving you a hard time about it tbh. Another lemming who isn't socially facile, must be a day ending in Y.
"The Internet" isn't upset about you making a vagina joke, I'm dogging on you for thinking that 12 blurry pink pixels somehow resembles a vagina.
Ah, well maybe that's just perspective then. I'm old, in the 90's; 12 pixels was about all any vagina had for rendering in online photos.
Not to mention you'd be looking at a slice of the photo like this for minutes at a time as the photo downloaded one row of pixels at a time.
10/10 no notes
I gave you my heart