Routhinator

I'm Canadian and I meet all these sterotypes.

Then again, I am mostly Scottish Canadian, and 1/4 Irish.

I say sorry a lot, eh?

Also, "Eh", there's no doot aboot that.

I grew up in Quebec until I was 7, and then moved to Ontario half way through the school year for Grade 2.

In Wakefield we were just starting to learn the times tables. In Ottawa, they were finished with them and were just about done division. I never really got to learn either before learning fractions.

As a result, while i can do quadratic equations and fractions in my head, I often struggle to reason out multiplication or division.

And back then if we did have a mouse, it was square, and used a 9pin serial port

Taxes. Because I have a brain and understand how a civil, functioning society, works.

We got our microwave out of the kitchen.

Such painfully obvious AI. Hot water lines from your municipality.. yikes. The amount of heat and energy loss for piping hot water, not to mention the excess heat abnormally warming soil temps... wtf.

I mean, to be fair these guys are paid the lowest dollar and subcontracted at this point. They literally aren't paid enough to make ends meet, they are too distracted worrying about their lives and family to bother worrying about some poor design that involved having movable panels crossing a pattern forcing an unnecessarily specific alignment.

Trainpotting

You haven't depluralised this, you morphed it from a viewing activity to a veritable "shit-down".

So, Canadian chicks?