"I am Arthgar the Everlasting, bow before my immortal pow... Could you put your pants back on please? I'm trying to monologue here"
this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2025
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "everlasting," eh?
Look, with time and practice come results, and an immortal lich has a lot of time on their hands, if you catch my drift
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It means you can't suck me dry wink wink
He's only concerned because the bard is really hot and he'd totally be dtf
That's why you keep your boss dungeons cold.
That's how my bard keeps their nips tight.