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[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 94 points 3 days ago (2 children)

well mostly it's explained by the fact that it didn't happen.

"In rode the Lord of the Nazgûl, under the archway that no enemy ever yet had passed, and all fled before his face.

All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the Gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax: Shadowfax who alone among the free horses of the earth endured the terror, unmoving, steadfast as a graven image in Rath Dínen.

'You cannot enter here,' said Gandalf, and the huge shadow halted. 'Go back to the abyss prepared for you! Go back! Fall into the nothingness that awaits you and your Master. Go!'

The Black Rider flung back his hood, and behold! he had a kingly crown; and yet upon no head visible was it set. The red fires shone between it and the mantled shoulders vast and dark. From a mouth unseen there came a deadly laughter.

'Old fool!' he said. 'Old fool! This is my hour. Do you not know Death when you see it? Die now and curse in vain!' And with that he lifted high his sword and flames ran down the blade.

Gandalf did not move."

and then the Rohirrim arrive and the Rider leaves.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Black Rider flung back his hood, and behold! he had a kingly crown; and yet upon no head visible was it set.

I remember the chills I got when I read it for the first time.

I'll be mad till my last breath at Peter Jackson for not including this in the movies.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Have to watch the Rankin Bass version for that!

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

THÖŪ FÖÖL NNNYA-AH-AH-AHHH

(I can hear this image)

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

Dude really just "Go home, boy" the ghost.

[–] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 days ago

Balrog who is also a Maia*

Maiar is plural

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 66 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The answer is pretty simple:

Peter Jackson isn't nearly as good at telling a consistent story as Tolkien was. This scene isn't in the books.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 34 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I wouldn't say that. I'd say he did a great job adapting text to a visual medium. In the text just having the sword light on fire in preparation works. When you see it played out, everyone is going to ask why he didn't take a swing before leaving.

[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is exactly what the previous comment is saying. Jackson changed stuff for the movies to cater to mainstream movie audience expectations, at the cost of the worldbuilding and lore.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Maybe having a guy that's totally invulnerable to the most powerful bad guys is actually not great world building in the first place.

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's the thing though, it's not invulnerability, it's, for lack of a better term, will realized as magic.

In Moria,

"...Gandalf stood firm. 'You cannot pass,' he said. The orcs stood still, and a dead silence fell. 'I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.'

This is an invocation - You cannot pass, I am a Maia of Eru, wielder of Narya, Morgoth is gone, Balrog, You cannot pass - and he does, indeed, not pass.

At Gondor, the actual fight starts earlier:

For yet another weapon, [..] the Lord of the Dark Tower had: dread and despair. The Nazgul came again, [..] More unbearable they became, not less, at each new cry. At length even the stout-hearted would fling themselves to the ground as the hidden menace passed over them, [..] and they thought no more of war; but only of hiding and of crawling, and of death.

And so,

So it was that Gandalf took command [..] Wherever he came men’s hearts would lift again, and the winged shadows pass from memory. [..] And yet – when they had gone, the shadows closed on men again

And, finally,

"There waiting, silent and still in the space before the Gate, sat Gandalf [..] 'You cannot enter here,’ said Gandalf, and the huge shadow halted. ‘Go back to the abyss prepared for you! Go back! Fall into the nothingness that awaits you and your Master. Go!’" The Witch-King responds: "‘Old fool! This is my hour. Do you not know Death when you see it? Die now and curse in vain!’" and lifts his sword to strike, and then: "Gandalf did not move. [..] a cock crowed. Shrill and clear he crowed, recking nothing of wizardry or war [..] And as if in answer there came from far away another note. Horns, horns, horns. [..] The darkness was breaking too soon, before the date that his Master had set for it: [..] he left the Gate and vanished."

The night assault was driven by the ringwraith terror. Gandalf doesn't confront the Witch King physically, he denies his terror, and denies him entry, and when he, unwisely, forces a confrontation, his whole spell folds like a cheap suit.

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

good points but I have a nit to pick. I don't think Flame of Anor refers to Narya, the Ring of Fire. keeping the 3 rings secret was imperative, so much so that Aragorn chides Frodo for mentioning that Galadriel has one, even though that's a pretty obvious guess, and they were completely alone in the wilderness when it was said, and assaulting Lorien to get it would be difficult for Sauron's forces. so for Gandalf to say directly to one of Sauron's highest captains that one of the 3 is directly in front of him, carried by someone unexpected, as easy to take as defeating a single enemy (powerful as that enemy may be), just doesn't make sense

Anor is the sun, so I think Gandalf is just saying "we both wield fire, but mine is bright like the sun, and thus superior to yours which is dark"

[–] Aqarius@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Good point, but, was Durin's Bane working for Sauron? I never got the impression Sauron had Balrogs in service, much less that one in particular.

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't know for sure actually. definitely Sauron would have commanded the Balrogs during the Years of the Trees when Morgoth was imprisoned by the Valar. but then the Balrogs fled and scattered during the War of Wrath when Morgoth was defeated at the end of the first age. and then my knowledge of the 2nd and 3rd age history is pretty fuzzy, so I don't know if Durin's Bane (or any other Balrogs) would have been in contact with Sauron, or if he tried to regather them (which I imagine he would if he knew of any that still existed), or if they were all just isolated in hiding for thousands of years. but in any case, if the confrontation with the Fellowship had gone differently, Durin's Bane might have been flushed out of hiding, and gone out into the world to discover that Sauron was regathering his forces, and in that case I don't see any reason why he wouldn't agree to ally with Sauron

[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

He's not at all invulnerable, in the book they were about to throw down and the Witch King was pretty confident about his chances. Also Gandalf literally gets killed by the Balrog. And beaten and imprisoned by Saruman.

[–] ryathal@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes pre-super Saiyan Gandalf is weaker.

[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The Witch King was still gonna go him.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 3 points 2 days ago

Especially with prep time.

[–] squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Both happened before Gandalf got cleaned up though.

HERESY!!!! /s

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

The Witch-King can fight a wizard for the same reason elves can fight and kill the greatest dragons and balrogs themselves. Binding creatures of spirit into physical form both weakens them and makes them vulnerable to other creatures built of both natures. If anything, as a wraith, he has an advantage in Tolkien rules.

That the Witch King is the equal of a balrog/Maia is not a stretch... Gandalf bring afraid of him even if he is a threat is the stretch, but I'd also argue that's not being shown in the scene.

[–] turdas@suppo.fi 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dragons weren't spiritual creatures bound into physical form. They were something Morgoth basically selectively bred.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Fair enough in the sense that their exact origin isn't stated so I can't point to a passage and call you a damn casual. I will note that breeding them doesn't mean they didn't start as some kind of ainur or whatever.

I'm curious how you think Ancalagon the Black is a pure product of animal husbandry though.

[–] turdas@suppo.fi 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's the same kind of deal as with the orcs. Morgoth couldn't create anything, but he could twist existing creations into exciting new forms.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

And he starts with creatures of power... Which in Tolkien are always creatures of spirit, especially in the First Age.

[–] turdas@suppo.fi 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well, no, he created orcs before he did dragons, and there was definitely nothing spiritual about the orcs.

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The sense is that Gandalf seemed too powerful and the director decided to humble him a bit to add tension.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 19 points 3 days ago

And it was cool as fuck scene

[–] kichae@wanderingadventure.party 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

LotR is running Pathfinder 2e under the hood, by the sounds of it, using Proficiency Without Level.

[–] TheGreatDarkness@ttrpg.network 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Could LotR scenes be used as examples to explain various mechanics from Pathfinder 2e?

thegreatdarkness@ttrpg.network Sure. You should be able to use LotR to explain the rules of any fantasy RPG system, really.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Failed his will save too