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[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 295 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

"In the twilight of bourgeois decadence, even the most trivial ornaments of culture shall be seized by the ruling class, for in latestage capitalism the elites will weaponize every spectacle - yes, even the egirls - to distract the proletariat from its chains." - Karl Marx

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The worst part about this is that if Karl Marx was alive today he would 100 percent be posting shit like this online. You cannot convince me that Karl Marx wasn't the 1800s equivalent of that dude giving indepth historical economic overviews to his team in CSGO.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

He's probably going to be a twitch streamer if he's alive now.

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[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 212 points 1 week ago (19 children)

Weird to think that there is some percentage of this world that still goes to BestBuy, GameStop, and watches ads on TV and that its big enough to be worth marketing to.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 96 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I’m often surprised when I hear how other people live. Conversation at work will go like:

Employee A: “Youtube ads are getting ridiculous.”

Me: “You still see Youtube ads?”

Employee B: “Yeah, just get Youtube Premium. Such a smart investment.”

Me: “Wait, what?!

Several of my millennial friends have cable TV and Tivo or something just because they are creatures of habit and are too tired from raising kids to consider changing their process. Weirdly, my boomer parents are the most tech savvy media consumers I know. They just have terrible taste.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (7 children)

This is one of those things that I go against the Lemmy hivemind on. I cut out pretty much every streaming service and sail the high seas for most of my media.But I consider YouTube Premium worth the cost.

I got grandfathered into it when Google Music shut down and I really haven't felt the need to change anything. YouTube music is better than Spotify. I don't have to constantly play the whack-a-mole game of ad blockers that will inevitably break during a YouTube update. I don't have to rely on finicky software to get videos to play in the background with my phone screen off.

Look, I get it. All these features used to be offered for free without ads. I think that more than anything is why people are so rabidly against premium, because they feel like they had that stuff stolen from them. But YouTube is a service, not a right. You were never guaranteed those features permanently. The cost of Premium is miniscule compared to the benefits I get from it. I use YouTube a LOT. Weather for how to videos, or ASMR, or background music, or documentaries, or podcasts. I like knowing that no matter where I use it, from my computer to my phone to the random smart TV in a hotel that I cast to, I'm not going to see any ads.

All this is based on the current services offered at the current price. If and when they start making those services shittier or increase the cost, then I will seek alternatives; but not before.

EDIT: I love all the many replies going "Yea but you could just use this program combined with this plugin on your locally hosted server. Just use these 3 different pieces of software. Have you tried Squootle? Just use Squootle and SEvR, bro. If you use Squootle you can download the video, recompress it, and play it from any desktop running Windows 7."

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Uh, OpenTune.

Its basically all of youtube music, accessed via proxies, but works roughly like spotify, i think it actually pulls playlist album and artist data from there.

Oh and you can just hit a button and download any song.

And you don't need any kind of networked account. You can have a local account though.

... downside is it is slightly slower than Spotify.

... why does anyone give any money or ad time to any corporation?

You don't have to.

EDIT:

Just set up WayDroid on my linux OS, purely to just use this currently APK only app.

Total elapsed time: Under 10 minutes, and thats so high because it took me 8 of those 10 minutes to download WayDroid, at the blazing speeds of nearly 10 MiB/s!

Uh yeah anyway now I have no advertisement Spotify, basically, on my desktop as well.

Also I was wrong:

Its not slower than Spotify.

My phone is just a piece of crap.

[–] callmemagnus@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Aren't you confusing YouTube music premium and youtube premium ?

Only the first is required for music streaming. The second is just a huge waste of money if you only watch YouTube videos on a computer (the first is too in the sens that you don't need it)

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Music is free with premium, and I watch videos everywhere

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Can you even get them separately?

[–] BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 29 points 1 week ago (19 children)

Man I just use ublock on Firefox, it works on all my devices including my phone, and I've never once had to play with it

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[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

To be honest I just don’t want google to get more money. They suck.

Also your use case is very specific. The people I was referencing have more basic needs that would be easily bypassed with ublock. It’s fine if the way you like to listen to music is best served by youtube with a subscription.

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[–] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I haven't been to Best Buy since I caught them jacking the prices on laptops for boxing day 'sales'... that was 10-15 years ago

haven't been to GameStop in about the same timeframe when I stopped sinking money into consoles because they were/are more expensive then pc gaming in the long run.

also haven't turned my 65inch tv on in about 2 years. it's all streaming on my desktop with pihole so clean watching.

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[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 66 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Look im glad she's getting a paycheck but why do people give these 2 soulless companies free marketing by falling for this fabricated rivalry.

[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

For the same reason it's posted here and you're commenting on it.

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey I already jacked of to the best buy commercial, I've done my duty. Now it's your turn.

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[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 59 points 1 week ago (4 children)

this is fuckin weird. i went to school with her. she came to my apartment for a poker night once. wild seeing her on lemmy

[–] PokerChips@programming.dev -3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Yeah, I remember. She's good with her hands.

UPDATE:

It was definitely a gamble to assume that you guys would read my username.

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[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This reminds me of when the "can you hear me now?" guy from Verizon moved to Sprint, I think it was. How about them Epstein files though?

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Remember Jared, the pedo subway guy (rest in piss). Bet he's in there

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 45 points 1 week ago

I remember when you weren’t allowed to have piercings or coloured hair to work at these places lol

This is much better.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Whatever Best Buy used as a filter to enlarge her eyes creeps me out. At least the Game Stop version looks like an actual person

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It's not a filter. She had an eye embiggening.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't know, they look like perfectly cromulent eyes.

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wouldn't she have had to get an eye disembiggening (ensmallment?) since best buy was first?

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[–] psycotica0@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

All of her facial features are a bit bigger on the left, like her nose. I wonder if it's a focal length thing like this dude?

GIF

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why are we posting about commercials

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[–] mudkip@lemdro.id 28 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Who is she? Not sure why I should care.

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

An actress. You shouldn't care.

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[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Yea, have they changed the shape of her face?

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’m trying to figure out what the next level of progression is… Netflix?

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The light side progression is Micro Center and the dark side progression is Linus Tech Tips.

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[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Anyone got a link? For research purposes

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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Isn't this the reason Epstein and Trump broke up?

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

GameStop as I knew it from a few years ago is dead. Now that almost all games are digitized, its stores only carry a handful of discs and cartridges with barely enough to cover half a wall in shelves. The rest of the store is mired in miscellaneous pop culture crap like Cowboy Bebop T shirts, pop figures, and some various other knick knacks. It can't live up to its name so it might as well shuffle off from store fronts and on to the collective memory of gaming enthusiasts.

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