this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2025
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[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

New weight loss trend!

[–] TheProtagonist@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Now, that's true shitposting!

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

That's the spirit!

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That must have tasted absolutely revolting

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You don't drink it for the taste, you drink it for the thrust

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just for tips or bottoms, too?

[–] quantumcrop@lemmy.today 2 points 12 hours ago

Absolutely just the tip, no more, no less.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

you would shit out of both ends.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

we call that "helicoptering".

you shit and vomit at the same time. the force alone makes you dizzy and you autonomically begin to spin, spraying and praying that nobody finds your body in this horrible little hell you created involuntarily after you have died.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Or "sprinklering" if you're in the yard at the time.

[–] PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shits back on the menu boys.

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 9 points 1 day ago

Can I get it served on a shingle?

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

Homie shat his entire self

Thank you for your service 🫡

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

TFW you shit so hard your cheeks leave the seat momentarily.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago

Tactical X-lax

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Anemone?

An enemy?

An enema?

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Your username is quite suited for this conversation right here.

[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You try spelling that word at 8am with no coffee

[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

The solution is right up there

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

Let's shit this out onto a tray... Nice, mkay.