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[–] chickenf622@sh.itjust.works 52 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The secret is playing by yourself, or with close friends on a private server. I by default don't have to deal with children (at least physically, some of my friends may still be children mentally).

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I am thankful for Forkknife because most of the annoying kids who made Minecraft cringe are now playing that instead.

[–] IvyisAngy@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Either I'm tired or the "tism can get worse cause I was genuinely thinking "ForkKnife" was like a knockoff Minecraft that was getting popular because guns or something for a good full minute.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can I play Minecraft and enjoy milfs?

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

There is probably a mod for that.

[–] dgdft@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Minecraft is old enough to vote in less than two years.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

So all the youtubers will stop being interested in it.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Has something happened recently? Or has there been an ongoing issue?

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

pedos go where the kids are, or pay to have the kids raised and brought to them if your rich enough i guess...not sure where I was going with this analogy

[–] Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe just the number is scandals there tends to be in the Minecraft creator scene. Popularmmos, iskall, dream and George to name a few

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Iskal wasn't a child thing, still gross

I don't think any of them were. I can't think of any pedos off of the top of my head

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I think it's just the idea that if you play minecraft you don't have any friends your own age and talk to little kids all day.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Play minetest.

The groomers dont know it exists yet.

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 13 points 2 weeks ago

Minetest is now Luanti

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Vintage story

[–] saturn57@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The final minetest website feels like one giant schizo post. Sure, maybe this one almost never talked about project is leagues ahead of the mainstream project, but, given the absolute wall of text of crash out against the minetest devs, it's probably just another mediocre fork made purely out of hate.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is Minecraft really full of groomers?

[–] emirbutdumb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

ts isnt roblox bro