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[–] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 105 points 1 month ago (5 children)

The non-Hydrogen, non-Helium atoms are a larger proportion of total mass, but that's just because they're really fat.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We don’t call them fat. They’re BBA: big beautiful atoms. Thicc would suffice too.

[–] SwampYankee@feddit.online 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The 12 yo in me is giggling like crazy right now.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What are you doing with a 12yo inside you?

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Would be a lot cooler if those were scaled accordingly

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[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's not true. The "fatness" of metallic atoms doesn't even come close to overcoming how rare they are. Hydrogen and helium combined still make up ~98% of the total mass fraction. Oxygen, which is next in line, is only about 1% the total mass.

[–] bjorney@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

They said "larger proportion", and 2% is larger than 1%

/s

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[–] cryoistalline@lemmy.ml 30 points 1 month ago

its a vocal minority, don't pay them any attention

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It looks like this chart is based on mass, rather than number. By number hydrogen is >90% by itself

[–] Engywuck@lemmy.zip 74 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Waiting for the next Netflix series giving visibility to the rest of the periodic table.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There's an anime for that! The Qwaser of Stigmata

Warning: it's Super NSFW, which is a shame because it's such a cool concept.

[–] Engywuck@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

The Qwaser of Stigmata

Just read on Wikipedia about it... Jeez, no, not my thing, thanks

😁

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 22 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Yeah, I wish someone would remake it without the gratuitous lactation porn

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

the gratuitous lactation porn

That’s a helluva sentence to start 2026 out with. 🎊

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 14 points 1 month ago

Well youbsee, the Lactation represents Electrons ejecting out of atoms to bond with other atoms.

Its just science.

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

fucking maniacs shoving the other atoms down my throat (in the form of food and air and stuff)

[–] very_well_lost@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Any good astronomer knows that the real binary is metal/non-metal

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[–] RunawayFixer@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I wondered if the graph would look entirely different when looking at mass instead of atom count, and not really:

Hydrogen and helium make up 99% of all atoms and 98% of all mass.

https://sciencenotes.org/composition-of-the-universe-element-abundance/

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Mmm, I lyove oygen in my lyngs

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The Coalition for the Respect of the Unique Nature of Isotopes considers this lumping in of isotopes VERY disrespectful. CRUNI prefers this model.

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[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gender is different vibrations on a string

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[–] presoak@lazysoci.al 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm a Nitrogen atom but I identify as a Lithium ion. Please keep that in mind when preparing your compounds.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's not bad to be different, but it IS unusual. There is no need to common-wash. Basically every atom in the universe is one or the other and that is still true regardless of allegory.

In 2026 who cares (in states that don't suck)?

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago

Carbon, puh. It just ain't right.

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