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I'm with you on team "O holy night", my favourite version is Andy Williams', closely followed by Perry Como's!
Happy Xmas (War is Over) by John and Yoko.
The Norwegian version of Holy Night.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PK-NZc4O6mA
It is performed by Sissel Kyrkjebo.
Dragged Under - This Holiday https://youtube.com/watch?v=cgPfIhbIJU0
Also "Skank for Christmas" by Reel Big Fish
A Very Polish Christmas by Sabadu.
This is the only video I could find outside of Spotify. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIhoC89kVVQ
I really like Chris Rea's "Driving home for Christmas", but have to say this version by Angelina Jordan is superb
White Christmas, which was written by Irving Berlin, who was Jewish!
I like it because of how intricately the melody is written. It ebbs and flows perfectly against the chord progression and feels much closer to a jazz standard than most other Christmas songs.
The only Christmas-related media I like in any capacity, is the OG Grinch cartoon. So Thurl Ravenscroft is the only person I wanna hear singing on Christmas.
Christmas Rapping by the Waitresses
Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence
https://youtu.be/Q8ByNT1m8V4?si=HQuY-gowQm5Kr0dj https://youtu.be/7DKwlCD50w0?si=yxExO9WwYi-0Szl9
Gulajh Gulajhah Gwanghwamun by the Human Centipedes.
Slappin’ tune.
Jona Lewie - Stop The Cavalry. Apparently not originally intended as a Christmas song anyway.
https://youtu.be/K6nxWui4qD8?si=NK5ZV0zmKYkXhN75 Love this song. And yes I do work retail. And fuck everyone. Be nice to the retail workers.
Drink driving home for Christmas
Swans - The Seer
Police Nabbed my Dad by Bobnoxious.
Rudolph the red nose reindeer sung by Jack Johnson. His version has a good twist.
The only one I've liked is Homo Christmas by Pansy Division
It's only a few years old, but I've recently been charmed by Christmas Eve at the Downtown Thrifty-Thrift Store by Jawbone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8_qqVEB2s8
It's not telling any kind of story, just painting a picture with words and music about tattered and mostly-forgotten things.
Not a Christian, but nothing beats working out to "Light of Christmas" by Owl Cities.
Good King Wenceslas, sang by the Irish Rovers
The Carol of the Bells is fire.
Also there's Fuck You If You Don't Like Christmas by Crudbump.
For me it’s the organ noells composed by Louis Claude D’aquin. https://youtu.be/rc3fl62G1ec?si=89vCI-NmbMUnD9Cy
Sufjan Stevens - Sister Winter
Such a beautiful tune, starts so slow and haunting and ends up so hopeful.
Jackie Evancho's 'Someday at Christmas' Album is great.
First to Eleven's Christmas covers are mostly good rock versions of the popular pop songs.
Rusty Chevrolet by Da Yoopers. That whole album is just hysterical.
As an atheist, I don't like religious xmas music. But I love these songs based on the Cthulhu Mythos. The HP Lovecraft Historical Society did a fantastic job on them! I have 2 CDs of xmas holiday music from them (much more than this playlist has), and an adaptation of The Fidder on the Roof called A Shoggoth on the Roof.
I searched and found this playlist of alternate carols last week.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqAaxjrofZ669u1edytC5otNjn_EWuRVt
A cheerful mix of science, cthuhlu, and athiestic themed carols.