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[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Betteridge's law of headlines

Somebody listed a bag for $50k on eBay. Listed doesn't mean sold.
Also Trader Joe's is a brand of Aldi, a German company, hardly an example of pure Americana.

[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Also Trader Joe’s is a brand of Aldi

Specifically Aldi Nord which is a different company from the Aldi (Süd), the one with that orange-blue logo.