"I once led a small group of Rebels. Turns out being a rebel is some kinda 'traitorous' behavior or something. Pfft, can you believe that?"
"I was a smuggler back home. Let's just say one of my 'packages' were a little bit too loud for their own good and my 'package' kinda...'broke' and now...well here I am."
"Have you ever heard of the shattering of the north land? You know that big fissure that was caused by a giant explosio-...no? Oh, well in that case I'm just here on vacation."
"Would you believe me if I said I was a runaway Prince? Because I'm a runaway Prince. Don't bother asking me for money; had to leave it when I ran away."
"Long story short, did you know that if you cheat on your wife and your wife turns out to be the daughter of a crime boss you can die?"
"Look, if anybody asks you if you know a guy that has the vial of liquid life you don't know me. Capiche?"
"You know the good, innocent princess that lives Sarifal? Heh, well did you know that she has a mole in the shape of a heart on her butt? Don't tell the King I told you though. Turns out the King doesn't like me much anymore."
"Funny enough, I was actually a magician back home. I was so good that I actually used to perform for the King and Queen frequently. So, with that being said, if a dog named Mitzy randomly appears in front of you, you'll let me know so I can finally go home?"
"I have amnesia."