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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 63 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Anything after 'Palantir CEO says...' should be ignored. He is not to be trusted on any matter.

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it should be looked at carefully in case there's hints that legislation is lacking somewhere.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

Good point, well made.

[–] Greddan@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's true for any CEO or other salesmen for that matter.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 3 points 1 month ago
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He looks like an off-brand polyester Taika Waititi that got washed and dried too hot

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 10 points 1 month ago

Will that be before of after AI pivots to solve environmental crisis as promised?

Maybe they are a few new datacenters away still?

[–] cv_octavio@piefed.ca 8 points 1 month ago

If AI gets that good it would know exactly what to do with him and everyone else on the "skintag" side of the utilitarianism curve. 

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Just goes to show that most CEO's who get the big bonuses lucked into their position due to their peers or bombastic actions. There was neither "leadership" nor "insight". Just another squeaky wheel getting the grease.

[–] _edge@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 month ago

If the US moves forward with this distopian night mare, people will indeed stop immigrating to the US. This won't be obvious unless it's too late.