this post was submitted on 26 Jan 2026
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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

Hahaha,

But then I realized do not disturb exists…

[–] TTimo@lemmy.today 120 points 1 day ago

She's a keeper.

I'm using Tasker so that it automatically reads messages out loud when I'm driving.

Sometimes I forget to shut it off.

I've had moments because of the Mrs.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 79 points 1 day ago

Oh yeah, that's a good marriage.

This old hen approves!

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 6 points 18 hours ago

🎶 What if I bake you a coconut cake?
With lots of nuts, the kind that you hate?
What if I threw your car keys in the lake?

What if I took you to the edge?
What if I pushed you off a ledge?
What if I scratched all your Sister Sledge?

Would you still love me? 🎶

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 28 points 1 day ago

For better or worse, right? Keeper.