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[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 25 minutes ago
[–] hector@lemmy.today 6 points 4 hours ago

This meme is such a gift that I wouldn't kick in the mouth if ahead of a cart.

[–] mech@feddit.org 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You can water a lead horse, but it can't make you a drink.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 3 points 4 hours ago

That is some horse (word) play.

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 4 points 4 hours ago

"But you know what they say, Vegeta. When you fall off that horse, you get right back up, and you eat that horse!"

— Son Goku

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] hector@lemmy.today 4 points 4 hours ago

Foreigners often have a silent H, so use an because it's a vowel sound. People in the US use an historical too which is dumb because we use the hard h, I say a historical anyway, fucking sheep.

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 31 points 8 hours ago

Horse is trying to break out of his frame there

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 hours ago

Don’t count your eggs in one basket before there’s plenty of fish spoiling the piece of cake.

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 13 points 7 hours ago

Aneurysm posting

[–] Una@europe.pub 9 points 7 hours ago
[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 10 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

On the Buffverse show 'Angel' Harmony was the dumbest vampire.

At one point she agreed with someone by saying "You're preaching to the horse's mouth."

That phase makes sense if you are the one to originally say something, which is imagine long-living vampires would have to deal with more than usual. Still there are RL examples like that one person who got a rejection for their paper by reviewer two who said they needed to account for the work of [insert name of the researcher who submitted the paper].

[–] rustinmyeye@lemmy.ml -2 points 6 hours ago

I bet this makes perfect sense to a Newfie.