We're going to add insult to injury by messing up Melania's Amazon search results. Specifically, we're going to amplify the paranormal erotic thriller novel Melania: Devourer of Men so it ranks higher than her movie.

The book is perfect: It's absurd, the cover is ridiculous, and it's free, so we're not giving Amazon any money.

Currently, the book ranks #29 in Amazon search results for Melania. But all the other Melania results seem pretty weak (lol), so we can pull this off pretty easily. We just need people to:

"Buy" the book (it's free)
Share this post and get other people to "buy" the book.

That's it.

(Link is here in case your Lemmy client stripped out the other ones: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07HN9XC1H . If it's not free, try buying from Amazon.CA)

Please share! Then we can celebrate as an erotic novel about a bat monster Melania Trump becomes a higher and higher search result on Amazon.

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[–] Dhar@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok, which one of you did this?

Forbidden Loveseat: A JD Vance and Usha Novel

[–] TacoJohn44@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This fucking got me. I'm still sitting here giggling over this book cover.

[–] Dhar@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Then my work here is done. flies away

[–] protist@mander.xyz 20 points 1 month ago

Love this review: " Unlike Melania's convention speech, this book is a completely original piece."

[–] nixienox@piefed.social 15 points 1 month ago

Ok, I did it for you. I haven't bought any Kindle books in over a year so I feel icky but at least I paid $0 for it.

[–] iamthetot@piefed.ca 14 points 1 month ago

Nah. I don't want anything to do with her or amazon, even in jest.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago

JD Boehninger is SUCH an awesome name lmao

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

lmao

JD Boehninger is an author, sailor, skilled woodworker, internationally-ranked tango dancer, and ombudsman. He lives in Oatman, Arizona, with his 14 dogs and (briefly) one cat. He is extremely food-motivated.

[–] theskyisfalling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago

You are still giving both Amazon and her name traffic. Remember the old adage of no publicity is bad publicity, so fuck that. Amazon pages alone will never dirty my devices, this isn't really the zing you think it is......

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

Oh my fucking god, this is a goddamned gem. Trolling master level.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I did my part!

[–] Waphles@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Maybe just reference the book and it’s details on her Wikipedia page

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Here but for the grace of God, I go.. Alright.. I'm in.

[–] ianjs@aus.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

@mulcahey

It's at # 14 when I searched. Spreading this everywhere I can. 😆

[–] mulcahey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

INCREDIBLE!!!

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Done… and I’m frightened that I might actually read it…

[–] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd expect we'd rather find one fic on AO3 that's about Melania witnessing Demente go for the big, beautiful Bill, if you get what I mean, and we make that famous.

[–] veniasilente@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Alternatively, I found this pretty fine selection of stories ft. Melania Trump:

“Melania Trump and Vladimir Putin Forbidden Love” by idontlikecocacola
“The Trump Family Invite You to a Celebration of Their Alpha Son” by DC Joyrider
“Love Trumps All” by Nina_Cookie333

Share them. Make them known. Make them enjoyed. Make them a fucking search term result.

[–] dkppunk@piefed.social 4 points 1 month ago

I have contributed to this act of trolling and I fully approve 😆

[–] tanquist@masto.ai 3 points 1 month ago

@mulcahey
That was a fun. It costs nothing to "buy" the eBook.

[–] Dupelet@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

Sadly, the ebook isn't available in my region

[–] Cur1s82@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It costs ~$7 in Canada, almost worth it :)

[–] mulcahey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Make sure you're buying the ebook, not the paperback! Folks are saying the ebook is free

[–] Cur1s82@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Indeed! I always miss that when checking on books, might need to power on my Kindle :)

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Probably easier to get it to redirect to Melenia, Blade of Miquella's Fextralife page by simply editing the wiki to change "Melenia" to "Melania."

Nobody would wanna solo her, tho.