Mmmm, phone germs.
this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2026
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True, but that's straight Johnnie Walker's red label whisky, 40% alcohol ought to kill any germs getting flushed down her gullet.
Don't you need ≥60% for ethanol to even be effective? Like to actually denature the pathogen.
For food safety standards probably. For an otherwise healthy person it's probably good enough.
It's a good point. And a quick search gave 60% or higher if one wanted to really sterilize. Apparently below that it depends on the strain of bacteria and how sensitive they are to alcohol.
Oh it's a phone. I thought it was celery.
Temu Leonardo DiCaprio.
Right? Looks like the Inception meme.
Why does that look so much like my brother had a baby with Leonardo DiCaprio? I'm disturbed
They did. Cool to meet you though, love your music.
As an older person, I need to ask: WHY?
Because I have too many good reasons why not.
Because she's probably already drunk. That or trying to take a "cool" video of her drinking. I cannot for the life of me understand WHY.
Welcome to the older people club! :)
No. No fun. Fun-seeking got us into this horseshit. Learn to be satisfied with pleasant.
Are you John Lithgow in Footloose?
Most assuredly not.
Given how many people shitpost on the toilet and don't wash their phones... YIKES.
That's what the alcohol is for, duh
Why doesn’t she angle the phone 90° so that the bottle is still in the shot but not pouring liquid sugar on your electronic device.