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[โ€“] Etterra@discuss.online 7 points 2 days ago

A lot of people forget that he's just a skeezy loser. No amount of money can make him cool.

[โ€“] BroBot9000@lemmy.world 47 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Who would have thought the shithead pushing Ai slop that undresses women & children without consent would be a fucking pedo ๐Ÿคฎ

[โ€“] chaogomu@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Girls, it also undresses young girls.

And apparently the grok website/app or whatever will generate explicit and/or violent videos of anyone.

So yeah. One more reason to take all of Elons money and put him in jail forever.

[โ€“] jaennaet@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

put him in jail forever.

That's not the solution with fascists, but saying the solution out loud will get you banned

[โ€“] chaogomu@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I never said where the jail was. My idea for that will also get you banned.

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[โ€“] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Wouldn't that fall under the children category? I'm sure it's not only limited to girls.

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[โ€“] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Elon, if you're reading this, there is no amount of money that can fix the mess left behind by your failed penis enlargement surgery. And, somewhere in a more impoverished part of the world, there is a man with the kind of huge hog you can never have. Never.

[โ€“] mirshafie@europe.pub 15 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I mean I think the bigger issue here is that he sent a Tesla to space when he could have become the Jesus of our times, and saved hundreds of millions of people from abject poverty and despair.

[โ€“] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You know what's funny, though? I think about this all the time. There's thousands of "Jesus of our times" people, but we don't know any of their names, because they never became billionaires, because... well... they didn't hoard money, cause... well... they're "Jesus"

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[โ€“] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Never mind Jesus, we could have had Iron Man

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[โ€“] ceenote@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago

It feels wrong to apply a term as memey as "cringe" to something as dark as the Epstein files but Elon's cringe is just so overwhelming it can't be helped.

[โ€“] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago

"Dude, you look like a Goblin, and you'll scare the girls. They're just little kids after all. It's hard enough to get them to cooperate with sex with fat old men, but you're downright horrifying."

[โ€“] P1k1e@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The smallest joy I have in this life is knowing this fuckwads true soul looks this fucking stupid

[โ€“] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago

Yep, his force ghost will be based on genetics not surgery.

[โ€“] Sp00kyB00k@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Making the remark regarding the diver such projection.

[โ€“] umbrella@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 days ago

always, with these nazi types.

[โ€“] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Tbf that was the moment I knew he was quite likely to be a pedo. What was that, a decade ago?

Every time I see a Tesla with the fuckin, "we bought this before he went crazy," sticker I get so mad. He's been a POS the whole time I've heard about him, most people don't pay any attention I guess.

[โ€“] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

As a complete off subject comment, this screenshot of musk is from when he brought a McLaren F1 hands down the greatest car ever made. Musky not only had one but didnโ€™t insure it and would later crash it wile showing off.

[โ€“] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago

Why would a billionaire insure their car?

[โ€“] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

Every idiot who bought those F1s crashed them. Rowan Atkinson crashed his twice.

[โ€“] normanwall@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago

(Girls FTW!!)

[โ€“] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 3 days ago

What a fucking zero.

[โ€“] someguy3@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

The hair plugs was money well spent.

[โ€“] yingsawng.guzom@piefed.social 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[โ€“] jaybone@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 days ago

โ€œIโ€™m asking so I can make sure I donโ€™t go there that day, because Iโ€™ve never been there.โ€

[โ€“] ultranaut@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] CircaV@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

Such a massive loser

[โ€“] barzaria@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The Epstein island was financed by Russia through Israel. The whole thing serves the dual purpose of blackmailing people who did not want the files released and damaging non-Russian nations when it got released. Trump is a Russian asset. Tulsi Gabbard, the Director of National Intelligence, is a Russian asset. Russia wants more authoritarian states and less liberally democratic states in the world. I assume that Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and anyone else that were in the files are also either direct assets or pawns for Russia. This wasn't a weird cult that sprang up from nowhere. This was a concerted politically motivated honeypot. The irony to me is that the red scare of the cold war resulted in anti-communist thought in America, and now that very same anti-communist thought is being used to help Russia! We should be having another red scare now about Russia.

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[โ€“] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago
[โ€“] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago
[โ€“] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

This was like 2013 right?

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