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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 5 days ago (2 children)

When I was a shift lead at a Starbucks 20+ years ago in Tampa, after particularly rough mornings, I would load a couple of these up and offer them to my crew. "go into the cooler, sit down, have fun."

We were the highest volume store in the area. On busy days, we'd do 20 gallons of whole and 15 low fat. Our tip differential was around 6-8 bucks over base pay, which was a big deal back then.

I'm still friends with that crew, even though we've all moved on in life. United by NO2.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I used to work at the Target Starbucks and blasting whippets with my ludicrously hot coworker was the only thing that kept that job bearable

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

great story!

[–] N4kt0@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

NO2? Man, I hope you guys weren’t huffing Nitrogen Dioxide!

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago

Oh, good lord. N~2~O

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 37 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

When a problem comes along

You must consume an industrial chemical.

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

*food grade industrial chemicals

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

*food grade

Fair enough. But I still don't like it.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

I love getting high for 3 seconds at a time

[–] YoFrodo@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

ooooh the gas that puts holes in your brain!

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Air injection holes for increased speed and performance.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

How to give yourself brain damage 101.

[–] BussyCat@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Don’t asphyxiate yourself, don’t do it a bunch of days in a row, and eat some food with B12.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl -2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

You only need a couple minutes without enough oxigen in your brain to have brain damage, all that tips you tell yourself is a lie, you only need a small slip up to be fucked up permanently. A lot will be mild, people will just wonder why their mind isn't as sharp as it used to be.

[–] BussyCat@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You know they give nitrous to people intentionally during surgery and dental work?

Like you can wear an O2 monitor while you take a whip it and track your oxygen level and I have never seen it drop below 85% which is the level where they start to get concerned in a hospital

Taking opiates cause you to just stop breathing and I had to have a breathing device following a surgery because my O2 levels couldn’t be maintained… and people get prescribed opiates and take them at home all the time with no monitoring

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

brain damage time

[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 5 days ago

Wahwahwahwahwahwah

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I got excited because I like whipped cream but then people all see it as whipits and that's sad

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Inhaling nitrous oxide gives a very short-lived euphoric high. Using the little canisters this way is colloquially referred to as whip-its. Prolonged use is known to cause severe and irreversible brain damage.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ah I thought it was spelled whippet

[–] Schmoo@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A whippet is a dog breed lol. They look a bit like a cross between a greyhound and a borzoi (slender bodies, long faces).

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 5 days ago

Whipped cream shots for every... for me. Just for me.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago
[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago