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[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

His mom has pretty good tang though πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Rent has actually been going down in my area for the last few years, and they pay me enough that I can do stuff for like the elderly or the impoverished for drastically reduced rates. So I'm good with it.

Leave it to lemmings to make even Robin Hood-ing landlords into something bad πŸ˜‚

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you can do stuff, literally just on the Thumbtack app lmfao landlords get on there when they need repairs done, so I do them and they pay whatever I want. I fleeced landlords to the tune of like $2000 last week, only worked 3 days.

Then when I get honest hardworking customers, I cut them a break. The landlords subsidize the regular people.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I started my own business where I get to take advantage of landlords πŸ₯² it's pretty much my dream

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Don't fuck with me about David Bowie 😭

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

I got a report that this post breaks community rules. I'm not sure it necessarily does, and having written the rules myself I feel like I would know. So I'm leaving this post up.

I will say that despite my love for the herb, playing Marijuana Plant Johnson would be bad for many reasons. Ecological disasterpiece. Terrible weed. Fuck up your neighbors crop.

Please grow responsibly.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

Trump federally legalized "psychoactive hemp" with the 2018 farm bill.

Still, I'm ready to get Ruby Ridged if the feds come for my plants.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

I used to work at Deere, boy howdy lemme tell ya what those are some fucking Trump loving dudes out here.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Beautiful plant, especially for your first grow wow! How do you like the cabinet?

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Regardless of our differences in garbage strategy, surely we can at least agree that threatening to decapitate someone for using your garbage can is, at the very best, completely insane.

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Yes, I've been doing it for years. It actually seems ridiculous to me that not bagging your garbage would lead to them not picking it up, but so does the idea of a private garbage corporation. The city picks mine up. They never complain and I never find my garbage in the streets. I've never seen them drop any recyclables either, and basically everyone in my neighborhood recycles at least to some degree.

My household also don't throw much away. We compost nearly 100% of our food and pet wastes and most of our cardboard and paper, avoid single use plastics, and recycle. Usually our inside bin doesn't even fill up week to week.

 

She speculated that it was recipes.

 

She's not a head at all lmfao and we haven't always gotten along but she brought me this and said "I thought of you when I saw this"

 

After my harvest, I had a shit load of larf and trim. As we all know, when life gives you shitty larfy plants you bubble that shit and get high.

The only problem is that now I have a bunch of grade A full melt hash and no way to smoke it. I don't dab, I don't vape, so I'm stuck rolling super joints that get you higher than the Apollo 11. Looking for a hash pipe- a real one that won't just melt your hash down the pipe- returns exactly one result. It's fine but not what I'm looking for. I think I'm going to craft one, I'll let you know how it goes.

Anyway, hash! Love it? Never tried it? I'm sure nobody hates it but if you're a chronic contrarian tell me about how wrong I am!

 

This is the best weed I've ever grown, hands down. Look at it, for crying out loud. I smoke 10 joints a day, my tolerance is outrageous, and I've got the giggles right now like I was 15 again. It's not even dry all the way, let alone cured, and it's amazing. It tastes good, it's not even harsh.

If you're on the fence about growing, do it. If you're on the fence about taking the party outside... DO IT. The sun is something like 1300W/m^2, and it's yours for free. You can just bring the sun home with you. Try getting 1300W/m^2 in your tent, you're going to be fighting heat for your whole cycle. Even you hydro guys should be getting in on this, maybe get a less shitty greenhouse than I did though.

All my compost comes out of my yard and kitchen, and I mostly water with rainwater. I grew this for basically seed cost. If you've been following my grow, you'll know that I didn't do everything right and I had some struggles. I learned a lot this year and I expect next year's harvest to be bigger and bolder.

I've also never trimmed this well, and I'm never doing it again. Don't say I never did anything for you.

 

I moved into a creepy old house earlier this year, and now I'm super excited to decorate it for Halloween. I'm looking for some Lovecraft inspired Halloween decorations. I was thinking about for instance writing "Cthulu fhtagn" on the wall in fake blood, maybe like a pentagram. But I'm looking for better ideas too. So I figured, where better to ask than here. Bonus points if it's hacked together on a shoestring budget.

Respectfully yours, Bizzle

 

One of my plants got damaged in high winds so I chopped it yesterday. I'd give you a Bizzle for scale but I can't fit both of us in the frame πŸ™„ I'd reckon she's about 5 feet high, though, and I'm about 6 feet, so imagine I'm standing next to it but it's so massive and bushy that you can only see my feet and a few inches of calf. I have tremendous calves, I walk a lot and I never skip leg day, so feel free to let your imagination run wild.

You may notice the root ball at the top. The reason is, I left it in a plastic nursery pot since January. I know that sucks, but the roots were coming through the holes so densely that I couldn't remove it without damaging them and I got scared. Next year, I'm going to use a paper pot so it breaks down in the soil and I wont have to worry about it. I think that would mitigate a lot of the problems I had.

My whole house smells like weed, which I think is sweet. Mrs Bizzle, on the other hand, is paranoid as fuck that she's going to smell like it at work (she's a middle school teacher).

 

I don't know what day I'm on because I never pay attention to that sort of thing but this strain goes for 8 weeks so I'm prob going to harvest in early October.

 

The ranger tells me this plant will get torn down in favor of condos in the coming years, which in my opinion is a tragedy. Not as much of one as still burning coal in Anno Domini 2024, but still a tragedy.

He also told me a lovely story about how he tased a bunch of hippies just for being naked and high on shrooms. Come to find out, park rangers are still cops and that sucks.

Pretty cool park though!

 

My yard smells like weed lmfao

 

Old school in a deep fryer. On an unrelated note my chest hurts now...

 

It's actually a blessing in disguise that my greenhouse got obliterated because I would be running out of space in there. These are large and in charge. I'm a little nervous I won't have room to hang them.

 

It was revegged so it's pretty airy but wow it's some good weed.

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