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President Trump Receives "Undisputed Champion of Coal" Award (www.c-span.org)

submitted 7 hours ago by TheTechnician27@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 17 minutes ago

And he'll never consider why its undisputed

[–] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

As the event concluded, President Trump signed an executive order directing the military to purchase electricity from coal-fired power plants,

Ah, so just a normal bribe then.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

The FIFA Greenpeace Award.

[–] FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago

Having unredacted close captions of Trump manages to make my head hurt even more than listening to him somehow. This guy's magical.

[–] Seaguy05@lemmy.world 6 points 6 hours ago

Made out of .. coal or gold

[–] DaPope1301@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

From Santa