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[–] Technoworcester@feddit.uk 50 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Technoworcester@feddit.uk 49 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Technoworcester@feddit.uk 55 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Technoworcester@feddit.uk 57 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck. I’m having nightmarish flashbacks looking at this. Hell.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Hmm, "atomic office" you say?

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lemma 1 mentions "definition of phi", but the phi is never defined. Wtf.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

OP posted the two pages in the wrong order, so you (and I) saw page 2 before page 1.

[–] Technoworcester@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oops. Sorry.

[–] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

oh I thought it's a joke that things are defined, or others are "immediate from" something else, while actually not. like how they love to teach this topic without explaining what is necessary

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It did bother me there was no fall through.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There’s no fall through case, it’s ambiguous what the room state should be

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, yes, sorry. Quick read. 🖖🏼

[–] lefixxx@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

I can see why there are more pages with reworks

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago
[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago

CVE score 9.9 vuln: slide sign halfway in between

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

TypeError: unsupported operand type(s) for &: 'str' and 'str'

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago

comparison chaining strikes again!

[–] lengau@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Idk it works for me.

Also "8:00:00" > "10:00:00"

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Idk it works for me.

I don't think there is any possible value for the sign variable which would make that if statement do anything other than raise a TypeError.

Also "8:00:00" > "10:00:00"

but "08:00:00" < "10:00:00". comparing timestamps as strings is weird but actually works, as long as the hour is zero-padded :)

the problem with this code is that & (bitwise AND) has higher operator precedence than > and == do, so it is first trying to bitwise AND "10:00:00" with sign (which i'm assuming would also be a string) and that will always raise a TypeError.

to do what the author appears to have intended to do, they would either need use parenthesis around both comparisons to actually bitwise AND their results, or (better) to use the boolean AND operator (and) instead of &.

The boolean and operator is the right tool for the job, and since it is lower precedence it also wouldn't require that any parenthesis be added here.

[–] lengau@midwest.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Heh you're right, I didn't catch the bitwise and, so I thought you were making a TypeError joke about comparing strings. Fixing the and though (which I did naturally when I typed it into my interpreter to double-check), we get the issue that they are just using a string for the time rather than a time object. "Too early" is also a valid entry that gets us an available office.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I once wrote down a food recept in code style because it seemed like the most structured way to do so.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 9 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Technoworcester@feddit.uk 6 points 2 weeks ago

Seems reasonable to me.

[–] xtools@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

cooklang might be of interest for you then

[–] Camille_Jamal@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

Me definitely not thinking in c++ while learning c++

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Anyone else pause on the ! for "...to use" vs the . of "...in use"?