That's fucking stupid. Sausage can be anything ordinary sausage proves this.
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Remembering that person who bought a "soy chorizo" on accident because they read the label as a sentence.
spoiler
"I'm a sausage."
They should call it "chorisoya" to avoid confusion. It sounds almost the same anyway and is kind of a neat name.
As idiotic calling that thing sausage is, I guess we have bigger problems than spending time on saying what can be called sausage and what can't.
The whole point of sausages existing is lack of meat
The problem with being more permissive with naming is that the realistic outcome is simply gonna be that companies take the chance to deliver cheaper quality at the expense of the consumer.
Like, if the requirement that milk actually has to be cow milk is loosened, what's stopping the companies from just mixing the cow milk with water and selling that as "milk"?
If law wasn't decided by a complicated system of books and men wearing tunics but by popular democracy, it would be obvious and would need no technicality that watering down milk would be illegal and selling almond milk as almond milk would be legal.
If it's ground up and tubed into a thin, edible casing skin, it's a sausage.
The German emperor's last chancellor Bismarck, who was decently leaning on the conservative side, said famously that there are two things where you really don't want to know how they are made: Politics and sausages.
"Die Gedanken einer Frau,
der Magen einer Sau
und der Inhalt einer Wurst,
bleiben ewig unerforscht."
Translation:
The thoughts of a woman,
the stomach of a pig
and the content of a sausage,
will be forever unexplored.
I think the rules should be even stricter. An Hamburger should only be made in Hamburg, otherwise it's a Minced Corpse Patty.
That is so silly. I love pork sausage but veggie sausage is the next best one and clearly is sausage.
Same as "burger", it is a preparation not an ingredient.
Listen, I'm not a vegan, but I find this names that are bent around the bush so annoying.
Yeah, I get it , it's not literally milk. But calling it "almond milk" is waaay smoother than "almond drink" or "almond concoction" or whatever.
Same with Malzbier.
"Creamy nut juice" just didn't do very well in the test marketing
The problem i have is just that i walk into a store, buy some cheese for my cheese toast, then later at home discover it's not "cheese" but some disgusting mixture of plant oils and flavour agents that makes me want to vomit and throw up.
The problem is not vegan products existing, but them deceiving and tricking the ordinary person about what they are with no clear labeling. It simply has to be explicit that it is not what a normal person thinks when they read "cheese", but some other experimental food instead.
That's BS and you know it is, stop lying and you'll feel less hollow inside.
The definition of milk literally includes plant milks. Milk has been used to describe these beverages for as long as they have existed.
I have seen coconut milk sold as 'coconut drink', even though it is not used as drink. That is stupid.
I'm a happy meat eater and considering the number of different kinds of sausage with all different ingredients in different proportions and different textures and different herbs and spices and different skins and different sizes and different ways to prepare them I think this is absolutely ridiculous.
If tiny dried sausages with lamb and herbs in natural skin are just as much sausage as spiced up raw mince in a plastic skin are just as much sausage as precooked hot dogs with pork and salt but mostly potato filler in mysterious edible non natural skin, then a sausage with vegetable mash for filling is definitely a sausage as well.
Do hot dogs legally qualify as sausages in the EU?
I don't know. We all have different words for "sausage" and different cultural attachments to them.
In Swedish, the word for sausage, "korv" is widely used (albeit informally) as a word describing the shape, and not necssesarily the product.
Hot dogs are in the section of sausages at least, but the meat % is almost always on the front of the packages. Which for "hot dogs" is ~34%. I don't know who buys them. Personally I go for the 70+
sausages are already pretty much non-meat products though, unless its actually well made sausage
According to rumors, the EU intends to classify Finnish sausage “HK Sininen” as a pastry because it contains so much flour.
"Ground up dead body of an animal fisted into another animals anal canal"
I mean we can just call it what it is
I couldn't care less what you call them. You can call them vegetable dicks and I would still eat them. It's just a ridiculous waste of resources powered by the meat lobby who have seen a portion of their market share disappear.
desperate dinosaurs are scrambling to protect their investments in the torment of animals, who knew
Sausages can be called "links". Burgers can be called "patties". The only people pissed about Soy Milk, Vegan Burgers and Veggie Sausages are the corporations who sell meat exclusively, and the people who don't read food packaging. Smart vegan & vegetarians know that you need to read the ingredients before you buy that product. I always make sure I go home with the right wiener.
I hate that a sausage comes from a "food company" instead of a butcher. (Or grocer for vegan sausage)