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[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 57 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Them not specifying who is getting fucked makes it much more ominous

[–] Ghostie@lemmy.zip 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] froh42@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Is that you, JD?

[–] IckabodKobain@feddit.online 2 points 1 week ago

I took it as threatening to screw the Device.

[–] SmeltingCraftwork@piefed.zip 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He crashed in the middle of the sentence, just like

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't get why are you guys

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] archonet@lemy.lol 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Whoa, let's not

[–] Enzy@feddit.nu 4 points 1 week ago

You can't just write

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

hmm, ill take that bet, windows 98 was shit!

so, when do I get fuck?

[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Here you go: fuck off, dumbass!

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Its not the fuck I wanted, but its the fuck I got!

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fucks are expensive, one does not just give the quality ones like candy.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

man, people used to give a fuck, now everyones stingy with their fucks and keep lying about having no fucks to give, when I can clearly see your fucks right there!

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you wanna know the location on the map or on your body?>:3

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

dealers choice.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago

Don’t kink-shame

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Around that time, wasn’t there something called WindowsME, which I think stood for MicroEdition? And CE, not sure what that stood for.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

There was a meme making rounds back then that with the combined powers of Windows ME, CE, and NT, you get Windows CEMENT.

There was also a joke about it being sluggish or something there. I forget.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You are the only other person I've encountered who knows of this joke, so I now declare us friends.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think we have no choice but to be friends, now. I’m frankly amazed to run into someone else online who’d heard that joke

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I am prepared for impending friendship.

I don't recall where I originally read the joke but I spent years - unsuccessfully - trying to find it again. The version I read followed it up with something like "hard as a rock, dumb as a brick."

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

ME stands for "Millennium Edition", or sometimes more accurately "Many Errors"

[–] holomorphic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ME stood for Millenium Edition , the successor of win 98. CE was the embedded windows.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

ME was more like the sucks asser version to Windows 98.

[–] holomorphic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Definitely not disagreeing with you there.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Windows CE was for embedded systems and it was the most horrific crock of shit ever. Which didn't stop them from producing a couple of billion devices with it, of course.

[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't talk shit about my baby the Dreamcast ever again

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Come at me, bro!

[–] Xerxos@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Do you really want to risk that a guy who likes a Microsoft OS reproduces?

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] UltraBlack@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Ok how's that social media platfrom called?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago