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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 42 minutes ago

The guy who laid more pipe than UA Local 803 did not waste his name.

[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

I don't know. The fact that he never got AIDS, only HIV, suggests that maybe indeed it was a magic Johnson.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 points 6 minutes ago* (last edited 6 minutes ago)

Didn’t he inject dollar bills into his veins to prevent it? Saw that in a documentary called South Park

[–] kablez@lemmy.world 17 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Anyone else getting Old El Paso vibes from the colour scheme?

[–] LoremIpsumGenerator@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Hulk Hogan also wasted his on wrestling instead of showing "skills" on a proper manner.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 7 points 2 hours ago

By being racist and against worker rights?

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 56 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

Dude lived a pornstar life and then he cured AIDS.

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

The cure is money

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Who is down to raw dog Magic Johnson?

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

If someone has undetectable HIV, does that mean they can't get reinfected? Or new HIV?

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

Only if their partner is also undetectable.

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Enough people that he got AIDS?

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 28 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Randy Johnson's name and nickname were ideal porn names as well. His nickname being The Big Unit

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 25 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

He also obliterated a bird unlucky enough to cross the path of his fastball on live TV, which is totally unrelated but a fact that needs to live in more people’s minds like it does mine.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 9 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

what i love about The Big Unit is that that, his most iconic moment, is something he uses to promote his brand as a wildlife photographer because he feels so wracked with guilt that a bird died because of him. it's not anything he had any control over. but he refuses to let that bird have died in vain. so now he's the wildlife photographer who accidentally exploded a bird once.

the world needs more men like Randy Johnson. skilled enough to be absolutely terrifying but humble enough to be heartbroken to have killed a bird

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

how did they score that pitch anyways?

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

it counted towards his pitch count but not against or for the batter

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 52 minutes ago

that was kind of them. I would Need A Minute even if it were just a pigeon or seagull. Not a starling or sparrow though fuck those.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

I did not know that. You have really put a ribbon and a bow on that story for me, thank you.

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 8 points 17 hours ago

The greatest pitch ever thrown

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 18 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure he used this name in that sort of way more than a few times.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

Meat spin intensified by design, that's why it counted up!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah wasn't he the one who got AIDS because of all of his sexual promiscuity in his prime?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I mean that's not really a causitive link. He could have gotten aids without being promiscuous, but yes he was also extremely promiscuous.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Oh it was clearly known that his AIDS was a result of promiscuity and he did not deny that. And it wasn't from gay butt sex either because he never rolled that way. It was from some unidentified promiscuous woman.

The "TRUCK YARD" sign is the Spongbob font. It's the first, and only thing I can see now!

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 18 points 19 hours ago

One day there will be a cricket player named Godzilla's Shlong and we'll all say the same thing

[–] turdburglar@piefed.social 2 points 13 hours ago

wesley treat made a larger version of this truck yard sign for the owner on his youtube channel.