this post was submitted on 27 Feb 2026
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[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

oh this reminds me of something really funny I did in vrchat yesterday. I complimented my friend (who's kinda insecure) and he said "damn how about you suck my dick first" jokingly but the thing is I have face tracking, so I said "alright sure" and stuck my tongue out and opened my mouth at him hahahahaha

[–] Francois@lemmy.ca 6 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

I think that's a Black Mirror episode ;)

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 4 points 18 hours ago
[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 95 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The goon shit posts are such a duality of horning me up and annoying me.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Shouldn't this be under a NSFW tag? Just got very annoyed and horny in public

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] aeration1217@lemmy.org 16 points 1 day ago

skill issue

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago

~~isn't that part of the fun tho~~

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Youre like the female version of Mickey7 and I dont know how I feel about it.

[–] polotype@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Once again, the man came first

[–] dismay3915@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Yeah sure, "female"

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 71 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I dont know If I can endorse this incentive structure

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 day ago

"sounds like you're just feeding shelter cats to the coyotes"

[–] jafra@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 days ago

Definitely, she must really crave ragebait.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Yeah sounds like it just encourages the ragebait

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That sounds wrong. To mute the guy would need to be kissed.         

I feel like OPs method just makes the bullshit louder and less coherent           

[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you A/B tested this before?

[–] Little8Lost@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Idk, for me it would be a super effective way to get me to stop arguing.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I'd definitely shut the fuck up.

[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

lot of puritans in this thread

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

if she really felt ragebaited she would have spanked him first.

she just wanted to crank him up, not shut him up.

typical brat behavior.