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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 45 points 17 hours ago

Now that is a power move.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 111 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Realistically I wonder if she had a manic moment and then felt awkward about it

[–] DragonAce@lemmy.world 110 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Or she has ADHD and completely forgot who that person was as soon as she left the library.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 39 points 18 hours ago

Lmfao also entirely plausible

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 15 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Why not accept it right then on your newly charged phone?

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 20 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Because ADHD.^[If that's what it was. Source: me.]

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 9 points 13 hours ago

"I'll do it when I'm finished with what I'm currently doing."

Immediately forgets.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 7 points 18 hours ago

Oh man. I hate it when that happens.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 22 points 16 hours ago

What an absolute baller

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

She setup a narrative to tell her friends.

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 104 points 21 hours ago
[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Maybe she saw ~~his~~ their profile and realized she wasn’t interested after all.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 hours ago

It’s all made up anyway!

(I thought the nose shadow was a weird mustache.)

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 52 points 21 hours ago

That was a rollercoaster with many twists and turns in such a short span.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 34 points 21 hours ago

200 IQ move

[–] manxu@piefed.social 16 points 19 hours ago

A whole NOVEL in 57 words!

[–] Rise1547@feddit.org 6 points 20 hours ago

Love it, fuck you