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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 84 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

She then tried to kill a goat, maimed the goat, and realized she didn't have enough ammo so she goes to her car to get more ammo, while the goat is wailing in pain infront of a construction crew.

Then she has to explain to her kids what happed to their pet puppy and goat.

Then she used this anecdote to show what a great leader she was in her book.

[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Not really thrilled about the content of this thread, but yeah. It’s time for Khrusty to take that last walk out to pasture.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

She’s not gone. She’s being reassigned to the comic-book named new “Shield of the Americas” agency. Whatever the hell that is.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

She's not dark enough for operation human shield

[–] TheseusNow@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Doesn't that mean, not gone, but promoted.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

She's being put out to pasture which isn't a promotion. It's most likely to keep her from selling a book.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

Disney should be preparing a lawsuit to halt “Agents of Shield”. Not because they care, but because nobody fucks with the Mouse’s IP.

[–] Arancello@aussie.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] kingofras@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Hopefully we’ll see her melting one more time in South Park

[–] Tempus_Fugit@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago
[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

No please she doesn't deserve to get isekaid

[–] 6stringringer@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

That precious moment, the look on her face when she has that “come to Jesus moment” when her handlers discuss her fate. That bitch knows what’s up and is giving off that frightened omg, I’m next smell rn.

[–] benjam@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

„…put down…“ like an animal?!?