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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by MTZ@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 48 minutes ago

Just watch out for the ones with armored but plugs.

[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It just taint right, being shot in the crotch like that.

[–] The_Almighty_Walrus@lemmy.world 1 points 29 minutes ago

You don't shoot a guy in the dick, Butters

[–] Zink@programming.dev 10 points 18 hours ago

This is a new image/meme for me and I like it. The hand gesture gives it a little bit of a "witches vs patriarchy" vibe too. I don't know if that means more or less coming from a random old cishet dude, lol.

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Believe it or not, that's actually one of the more recent revisions to the training. The military has been training to aim for the dick area because everyone has plates that protect center-mass these days. You cannot effectively move AND have armor that restricts your legs from working.

This is true, we were taught that the "hip box" was a prime target zone for many reasons, body armor being one but also since the pelvic girdle is a main support nexus for musculature, if it is damaged then most of the body is out of commission. Plus, there is a very high likelihood that the femoral artery will be damaged and if so a target is likely to bleed out in a matter of seconds.

[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

NEW BOTTOM SURGERY JUST DROPPED, GIRLS!

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Aim for the head, then apply a tourniquette to the neck just to be sure.

[–] quantumcrop@lemmy.today 3 points 7 hours ago

Ah yes, the Kirk school of marksmanship

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

Please don't shoot my taint

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've seen images of men with their testicles in a tourniquet and they did not look well at all. They weren't even bleeding that much. It was less of a medical emergency and more of a hobby it seems.

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Avid practitioners of cognitive behavioural therapy

[–] MTZ@lemmy.world 6 points 23 hours ago

I get that reference. Lol

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[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 51 points 1 day ago (18 children)

Who would win? Private healthcare or a Phillips screwbullet?

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