Wait, so Gaza invaded Israel? If that's true then it was Ukraine that invaded Russia!
I think I get it now, Maduro travelled to New York on his own initiative, and Epstein didn't know Trump.
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Sigh.
Fritz really needs to learn to shut his whore mouth. Can't believe we could have had Habeck instead and got this shitstain.
mygosh habeck ~
i kinda liked him in a person kind of way.... he also seemed much more honest than most politicians...
(dunno much about him otherwise tho- besides the infamous Bäcker Insolvenz thingy and his party 🎂🎈 >v< )
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Blink twice if you're compromised by the Mossad! You certainly would not be alone amongst world leaders.
hahahahahaha
Does he think Donald Trump is as much of a victim for having his dick bitten as the underage girl that he murdered for doing it?