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[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 137 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

你好,来自小米的小林同志!我看到了你在罗布乐思上发出的请求,但认为并不令人满意。因此,我已在《企鹅俱乐部》上提出了自己的反提案。请在您方便时尽快予以审阅。你的头像和习近平同志一样帅。我期待与您合作。

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 195 points 2 months ago (1 children)

People are downvoting because they can't read Chinese. This comment is hilarious and 99% sarcastic.

"Hello, comrade Xiao Lin from Xiaomi! I saw your [friend] request on Roblox, but I don't think it's satisfying. Therefore, I've sent you a counter-proposal on Club Penguin. Please take a look as soon as you are able to. Your avatar is as handsome as comrade Xi Jinping. I look forward to our collaboration."

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Is it correct chinese or is some translator gibberish

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

大体上都是胡说八道,我的帅哥。

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Good answer man good answer

Tap for spoilerProbably idfk

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

just send tianemen square copypasta

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 92 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'd probably be tempted to use Roblox if it was the new way to replace LinkedIn

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 65 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I wouldn't. That place is full of pedophiles

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 points 2 months ago

Given what's going on in the world, I wouldn't doubt that is also true for Linkedin.

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 6 points 2 months ago

As a non-child, I ain't afraid of no paedophile!

[–] Lodespawn@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean, that's still gotta be better than LinkedIn, regardless, I'm not sure Roblox is going to be a viable alternative to the few useful features of LinkedIn any time soon. Sadly recruiters and managers are balls deep in linkedin so if you want to communicate with them then its one of the few functioning options, at least for my industry in my region.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The platform that takes advantage of child labor and protects pedophiles is the better choice?

What's the white house like /s

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

the idea a bunch of Roblox avatars in suits discussing business while also making fart noises and 67 jokes is so funny to me

[–] M137@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

It's a mi, Xiao!

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 17 points 2 months ago

His story checks out - he did add you on Roblox! Sounds trustworthy.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago

Bro is named after a Kids WB cartoon

[–] vpol@feddit.uk 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] petersr@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (2 children)

What makes you think that..

[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Nobody would willingly want to be friends with me, duh

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Looks pretty legit to me.