And when there’s a line at the Vietnamese place it’s a pho queue
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My Cajun cousin tried to cook Vietnamese soup. Faux pho.
I went to the seal exhibit in France and got phoqued
translation
phoque it's French for seal
Pho-sure
This one is going to everyone I know.
Naan will laugh
That's an insult! You are my pho for life!
Drum roll
Papa dum tss!
Isn't it pronounced "fa" rather than "fo"?
Fö
The Italian restsurant: Pho Gettaboutit
My siblings are really into Pho and have corrected everyone that it is pronounced like fuh.
English pronouncitation?
Is the "u" pronounced like an a (as in fuck^( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) or like in 'you' or 'moon'? /j ;)
I thought it was fuh
You just made the joke work better in Massachusetts 😂
It has more of a "question" inflection with a touch of soft "r".
Phurr?
I dont speak the language but I've seen "what the Pho-ck!" shirts online so maybe something in between fa and fo?
There is a pho place with that same name in my city.
great one!