Man, I liked doing Chuck Norris jokes but considering his political opinions, maybe it’s better like this.
this post was submitted on 20 Mar 2026
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Chuck Norris did not want anyone to cry after his death, so he became a black belt political asshole and nobody did.
Seconding, but Chuck Norris jokes were almost funny durring the golden age of the internet culture. We can do one more round, for old times sake.
no, the man was consistently human shit.
We acknoleged that back then, as we do now. Let people have some fun at his expense.
Clint Eastwood is in a similar boat with his politics.
Obama huh
He didn't die. He went to hell to finish the job.
He didn't die, he's taken charge of the new 10th circle of hell where the sin of breaking the law in Texas is punished with eternal roundhouse kicks.
oopsie...hell doesn't exist.
Chuck norris didn't die, he let the grim reaper win because he was ready.
Chuck Norris didn't die, he decided to vacation somewhere warm enough that he might work up his first sweat.
I remember looking at his twitter recently, it was a sad state of affairs, him shilling for whatever product would have him.
Everything he has ever made is garage. All his movies, TV Shows and songs were all crap. The Chuck Norris jokes elevated his status but he has never been anything other than a sad state of affairs.
I had no idea he was that old.
Good
To those downvoting - worth remembering that Norris became a religious nutjob in recent years.
Rest in piss
Yay one less nazi! FTG!
Chuck Norris can clog a urinal
He pissed gravy?
Probably something wrong with his prostate
Good luck chuck. The devil will certainly be a hard foe to blow.
I was surprised he actually held a championship because his stuff is so aweful.
Chuck Norris didn't die he's back at the pregame lobby