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[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 64 points 2 months ago (17 children)

I love that the outcomes of capitalism are blamed on communism. Great shitposting OP, 10/10

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[–] guy@piefed.social 43 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Switches to Lemmy to avoid the doom Algorithms

Immediately subscribes to boring dystopia and collapse

Am I feeling better yet?

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

are ya winning son

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

Hehe, well, if you go looking for that stuff yourself, nobody can help you. :)

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago (3 children)

The iPod was not touchscreen.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not originally, no. But they did make an iPod Touch. It was basically an iPhone but without the phone.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The image shows a classic iPod.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The image also says 2007 which is when the iPhone came out. The meme clearly does not mean an iPod.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Then they should have not used an iPod.

[–] Poteau_Poutre@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You are a very funny person

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Back atcha.

[–] mastertigurius@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Best comeback ever

I mean, you're still getting a wedgie, but respectfully

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Gotta love a respectful wedgie

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 months ago (3 children)

1st Gen iPhone also came out in 2007.

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[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Id say consumerism played a big role but im also scared of phones and communists so i wont stop you

[–] bearboiblake@pawb.social 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (21 children)

You're right, if we had an actual equitable society, technology would make our lives better rather than worse. Capitalism is the root of many of our problems, not technology itself, because the profit motive gives corporations all sorts of adverse incentives. If we optimized for human happiness and quality of life instead of profits we'd have a far better world.

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

I think at this point capitalism is so close to the source of all our problems it's probably impossible to find an issue that hasn't been made much worse by it if it isn't the direct cause to begin with.

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[–] axx@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 months ago

How many of you are also trying to mindfully disengage from our phones, just pause for thought every time you pick it up?

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I try to shut off my phone, then my brain starts worrying if some crazy shit is about to happen and I want time to run so here I am scrolling again.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

if crazy shit happens theyll send an alert to your phone like an amber alert type thing. so dont worry

[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, sometimes I just can’t get my brain to shut up. Might be time for a detox. Or whiskey. Or a whiskey detox.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I blame woke.

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My phone is fine and still pretty cool. Just put it away now and then. Also deal with mental health issues if possible, it works wonders for all parts of life

[–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

What if one's mental health issues come from being poor?

[–] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Also 2007:

Receive Skype message with link to "Cute Kittens" But it's actually gore from Live Leak.

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