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[–] muzzle@lemmy.zip 152 points 3 weeks ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 106 points 3 weeks ago

Mine too but that’s mostly because I was a boy scout.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 58 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

bet got lots of clicks, thus great thumbnail, from youtuber perspective

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 56 points 3 weeks ago

No thumbnails in photo. Only index fingernails. So sad.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 45 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 61 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, so you don't think about a "girls' asshole", when you see a samoa labeled "girl scouts"? Seems like you are the weird one.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 50 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh, I was very innocent...

I just thought that a "professional" chef comparing his boutique cookie to that of a girl scout gives a very dick vibe because why are you one-uping little girl cookies?

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well it's not like the little girls make the cookies. Those are corporate cookies. AND THEY USED TO BE BIGGER. Damn shrinkflation.

[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

To be fair, I have no clue except that it is some sort of youth movement for girls

[–] Skv@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How are you even on the internet with that mentality?

[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I didn't get it either, which usually means it's a sex joke. This one is particularly reaching.

[–] Joloxino@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago

Oh my sweet summer child…

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Maxxus@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

(͡•_ ͡• )

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 weeks ago
[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Still not worse than Mr Beast or LTT

[–] Bakedtaint@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] bootleg@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] yabbadabaddon@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

So to be clear, should I wait before I cook them or harvest them earlier?

[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Due to potential parasites, you should definitely cook using a proper meat thermometer. And avoid those "organic" varieties, they may have unknown diseases.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Hello, Police?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not allowed to look at this.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Judge ordered me to stay 100ft away from this thumbnail

[–] libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

I dont get it. Im not from Turtle Island by the way.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I dunno some of the Girl Scout ones I see are larger.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well, no shit.

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Trump will assess the value of each

[–] DearMoogle@piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] kayohtie@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Genuinely had to read comments to understand and now I'm upset that I do.