Gaetz sex offender so I dont think anyone should listen to him
this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2026
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He was just referencing fanfic he wrote of himself inducted into a breeding program to fuck aliens.
That guy is a pedophile. No conspiracy on that fact.
While the claims remain unverified,
Matt Gaetz is right there.
Lizard aliens definitely stole his skin and stretched it over their exoskeletons.
"I'm a cybernetic organism. Living tissue over metal endoskeleton. Programmed to molest."
Ah, huh huh, shut up Bevis! That hybrid chick was totally into my breifs. Huh huh.
Matt Gaetz says a lot of things
I’m so sick of this shit. Can we PLEASE just arrest all the pedophiles and traitor politicians
With this and the ufo demon thing, the conspiracy nuts must begetting too riled up and are being fed new distractions.
I think it all stems back to a rather famous call the Art Bell Coast to Coast radio show got, waaaay back in the 90s:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ee3bld4lTG0
You can probably find more info on this event than what is in this video, but this is the oldest upload of it to youtube I can find.
So yeah... right wing Christians tended to massively listen to radio talk shows more than other groups, Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, Sean Hannity, etc...
So, probably a lot of them heard this, and well its been 30 years, 30 years for ... collective lore development.
Its like how just most kooky spiritual gurus can trace back their ideas to Helena Blavatsky snd Theosophy, late 1800s / early 1900s.
Which includes the Thule Society, and thus Nazis.
For a long time there has been crossover between right wing politics and zany belief structures... I think it boils down to just an authoritarian approach to knowledge.
Its like how just most kooky spiritual gurus can trace back their ideas to Helena Blavatsky snd Theosophy, late 1800s / early 1900s.
Blavatsky was a barking, swivel-eyed loon.
Which includes the Thule Society, and thus Nazis.
But another spin-off was Dartington, which nurtured a lot of good art and progressive politics along with the woo.
True, the history of the occult is... to put it extremely mildly, quite complicated.
Don't care.
Cost of living is too high for me to give a shit about aliens unless they're here to liberate us from the assholes in charge.
Guy is clinging to whatever bullshit he can to stay relevant. There's a nonzero chance Gaetz is a transgenetic mouse.
Mice don't have fiveheads.
How many lines did pedo matt snort before saying this???
If alien-human hybrids were a thing, every furry on the planet would know within a week.
Of course its legit just look at the murica admin.
Looking at Gaetz, it seems he's one of the early results.
It's funny because this is like a double he said she said moment. Gaetz says someone claimed that this project is real. Meaning no actual evidence.
no, its just your plastic surgeon did a shoddy job on your face or they use that face stretching machine from STAR TREK insurrection.