this post was submitted on 05 Apr 2026
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Make the cake part corn bread and this would absolutely slap.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

I would eat TF out of that.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

This isn't that different from those misguided souls who put sugar in their cornbread and/or make it like cake. Pan fry it in some butter for a few minutes and I bet it's killer.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Oh, shit. Is it that time?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

i refuse to acknowledge that as two pieces of toast.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Those Brits think they're being so clever with this one.

[–] YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hear me out: fill the Twinkie with banana pudding.

[–] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

They make a banana flavored Twinkie already.

I can’t believe you’ve done this

[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Next time I want beans filled with cream

[–] Kevlar21@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago

“Cream beans” really rolls off the tongue nicely

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 7 points 1 month ago
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

an original flavor beankie? no thanks, i only eat rootin' tootin' flamin hots beankies, fun for every hole.

[–] LycanGalen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Incorrect title. This is clearly a Tweanky.

Oddly enough, this is a real thing more or less in Asia. Red bean inside of a baked good.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

For a brief second I thought that was a baguette and you'd invented beans in toast and my British self was about to scream in ecstacy

Edit: Actually you know what I'm going to Tesco tomorrow and making the branston filled baguette a reality

[–] dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

pls @ me when you post photos and an update

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I used to think my wife was a monster... But now I realize I've misjudged her.

[–] laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I remembered how bad the food is in UK due to this

[–] redpulpo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

God this is my heaven

[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 1 points 1 month ago

Needs more of the maple kind.

[–] rslogix89@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Who hurt you?

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

You're doing it wrong. Replace the cake with beans and keep the filling, and we'll talk.