this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2026
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 53 points 1 month ago
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How will I tell the difference between your ones and mine?

[–] marighost@piefed.social 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I smell elderberries. This is you, yes?

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I have a knive

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

no mine smell like, well, you'll smell it and you'll regret smelling it

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Your mother was a hamster

[–] Klear@quokk.au 2 points 1 month ago

That's their father.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] marighost@piefed.social 8 points 1 month ago
[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 13 points 1 month ago

Etsy witches be like

[–] db2@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Tell me when you feel it.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] marighost@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago

Time for breakfast.

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm just a little guy and the vibes are already so bad, can you stop please?

[–] marighost@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i'm polarizing the bad waves so that they become good vibes for you specifically :)

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You reversed the polarity just for me? 🥺 👉👈

[–] marighost@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago

You asked so nicely, how could I say no? I didn't want to hurt anybody!

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

I reversed the polarity back

[–] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

I'm also concentrating on skeletal hard on! How'd you know?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Holy shit OP you killed him

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I need some to balance everything out.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Yes I feel it. Thanks.

[–] asqapro@reddthat.com 2 points 1 month ago

I had a coworker pulling this bit on me today so it's a little bit extra frightening coming across this post.

[–] JoShmoe@ani.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is vibes short for vibrations? I don’t feel any vibrations.

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Check the batteries

[–] kspatlas@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

👎✌️☀️😐
👎✌️☀️😐👈☀️
✡️👈❄️
👎✌️☀️😐👈☀️

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Is a despair knife anything like a poop knife?

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 1 month ago

Yfw it happens -- to you.