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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 1 day ago

Linux users when the doctor tells them to have an Apple a day:

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 43 points 3 weeks ago

I dunno, smashing windows sounds pretty on brand actually

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 35 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This is why I have an arch btw.

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 9 points 3 weeks ago

Found the Roman 👆

[–] recursive_recursion@piefed.ca 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

I mean if it's though the window that's fine.

If I need to unlock the windows through Windows,
let me go, it's my time to isekai✌️

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

go into the light, it's truck-kun

[–] yum@lemmy.eco.br 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

One of my fav episodes of the show

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Smiling Friends if anyone is wondering. The show is a trip.

[–] Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A bold claim. But edges out the second by just a hair.

[–] yum@lemmy.eco.br 3 points 3 weeks ago

Idk I think the dialog flows really well, and Charlie giving in to dealing with silly characters is pretty nice

[–] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

A true homelab captain goes down with their ship.

[–] darklamer@feddit.org 7 points 3 weeks ago

All my windows are X Windows!

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, at least all the windows are broken

[–] Jakylla@jlai.lu 4 points 3 weeks ago

Always have been