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[–] Whelks_chance@lemmy.world 43 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Back in the old days there was no rollback option either. Kids have it too easy now.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 17 points 5 days ago

Way back in the day, there was no firmware update.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Back in the old days BIOS were not writable or you had to erase the chips with ultraviolet light or some crazy shit like that.

[–] undefinedTruth@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Ahh, those were the days. Putting the UVEPROMS under the sun and waiting for them to be erased to use them again. Just kidding! I am not that old. But I used to have a professor telling us stories about that sort of thing many years ago.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Yeah I was gonna say that, It's not from my time but it's from my time enough that I still studied them in school

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

If it was UVEPROM, otherwise you needed to replace the ROM. At least fuse-based ones don't suffer from forgetting the data on being powered off.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I mean, there is still no rollback if you don't spend a lot of extra bucks for that feature

[–] kubica@fedia.io 42 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Adrenaline? PTSD from when I didn't have a second device to have a plan B.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 6 points 5 days ago

That's when I grab my 2009 laptop from my basement.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 32 points 5 days ago

A few years ago I purchased an NVMe SSD, and an adapter, without thinking much of it. I try to use it, only to find out it isn't recognized. My motherboard didn't support it. I had to manually download files for it and patch in support to the motherbord's firmware. You haven't lived until you do this.

[–] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Toribor@corndog.social 30 points 4 days ago

Flashing the same version of the BIOS just to feel something, anything.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Mechanical CPU doing 862 RPM.

[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Now you can just buy a CH341 dongle and clip it onto the BIOS flash chip if you need to unbrick the motherboard. It's easy as long as the motherboard uses an SOIC or DIP flash chip.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Yes, but first often you'll need to dump the flash ROM, since some BIOS requires signing (at least on some OEM boards and laptops).

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Nothing brought me closer to god then getting into tech. Praise be to omnimessah.

01010000 01110010 01100001 01101001 01110011 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01101101 01100101 01110011 01110011 01100001 01101000 00101110

[–] Viceversa@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 4 days ago

So it is. Been spelling it wrong in text for ages. I need to stick to binary.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 12 points 5 days ago

Commit on my server already

At work, I bricked MB once because BIOS update failed AND rollback feature didn't work. 🤷🏻‍♀

[–] angband@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Batteries are good

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I updated my BIOS yesterday. Is my phone listening to me?

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

So weak, libreboot or gtfo

[–] neox_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago

Or GNU Boot? 👀