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Sex is not necessarely penetration. 69 in a large shower is a bliss !
this post was submitted on 19 Apr 2026
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That's one way of staying hydrated
I know this is most likely a sign at a hotel, but I can't stop thinking of like a YMCA or neighborhood pool having rooms just for fucking.
This would be a more responsible use of my tax dollars than like half of what I read about in the news tbh
So sex without passion is OK?
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I'm glad we were able to communicate the rules to the Tik-Tok generation.
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Time to teach these kids a lesson
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Keptember 65 3078.
Hold on guys! I think I've solved the ancient language! The green thing that looks like ordinary cuprous plasma (unlike cupric plasma, which is blue) tells us the direction change and proportionality constant of the universe in that decade.
Back then body parts were still being figured out in relation to writing pads like the ones babies use today to communicate simple warp drive commands like galaxy avoidance as depicted in that poorly constructed device.
Now, if we extract the vroskian vectors and the devide out the signal with the transitory percol......
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Angry sex can be pretty damn passio... dammit.
You're banned from the pool!
Just like the Bible intended blasphemer!
Much like shower sex, all the lube gets washed away. Shower head is still top tier though.
You are supposed to use silicone lube, then it does not get washed away.
An early Family Guy episode had a relevant quote:
Why is everything that would be wet dry and everything that should be dry wet?!
You just need silicone lube. You have to wash that off with soap. Works very nicely.
Also a dream for shaving your nethers, as again it doesn't wash off easily.
Yeah, exactly, silicon lube works for showers/underwater. It'll still get washed away eventually, but it takes much longer, and still retains a fair bit of lubrication.
I have had no issues in a pool, hot tub, or shower and cannot relate with these memes.
Might be an (almost) uniquely american meme for the circumcized?
May your moisture forever be abundant & your fluids flow freely my friend🖖
Use oil or silicone based lube and apply generously before getting wet, you're welcome!
It's only human nature to do it in the forbidden area.
"In the forbidden area" 🤭
That's not the reason for the sign though.
@OP I see that exact sign at a hot springs community in soerraville! That's neat.
*Sad Zerg noises*