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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/62827179

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[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 5 hours ago

"Forgets", right...

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[–] Dojan@pawb.social 6 points 8 hours ago

That's bizarre. Since it's 20 of them and they're all pinktoes my first thought was that she's a breeder. However, it feels really strange that a breeder would just forget about 20 babies on a train? I can't quite fathom how this sort of thing could happen.

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

But she did remember 4 of them. So there's that.

/s