this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2026
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 41 points 4 weeks ago
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago

I feel that. I hope you meet people that truly care about you, if you haven't already.

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 20 points 4 weeks ago

You are a beautiful individual deserving of love and respect. Show hole.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I have shown you my interest now show me your tits.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

A big pair of tits

Here’s my dik~dik~

His name is Richard.

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I've never seen one so well fed.

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

Here are my boobies:

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 18 points 4 weeks ago

where pp tho?

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 13 points 4 weeks ago

Im proud of you son.

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] molten@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

I clicked in hope of sexy images not interest in the poster. But I still love you.

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 weeks ago

I'm raw doggin Lemmy so I didn't have to click shit, but here's some attention anyway

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 weeks ago

Im proud of you (there you go)

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 9 points 4 weeks ago

Joke's on you, I don't even have NSFW posts censored.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 9 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Aww you get honorary internet mom hugs, for the next 5 mins I'm your mom

[–] Ansis100@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I even did it while at work

[–] TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club 5 points 4 weeks ago

Risky, but strangely sad and wholesome click of the day.

[–] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

I even had my audio on! What was i thinking!

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 8 points 4 weeks ago

Everyone has 2 families, the one you’re born to, and the one you choose. Choose the 2nd well and the first won’t matter

So how was school/work/life today?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Love you, little buddy.

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Do you guys have NSFW blur filter on?

[–] Uri@infosec.pub 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MrLLM@ani.social 2 points 4 weeks ago

I would, but as there’s no an EyeBlench community, I have it turned off

[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 4 points 4 weeks ago

all your mothers and fathers and i are all very proud of you, Nutbutter.

[–] TheLamb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 weeks ago

You are loved, you are kind and deserving of care and comfort. You are not alone!

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Aww, but I wanted to see their penis.

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 2 points 4 weeks ago

I'm sure we can make a risky link just for you if you want?

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 weeks ago

Aw, I should call my kids & see how they're doing 🥲

I try not to be an annoying mother and I let them live their lives, but maybe they feel like I'm neglecting them? I don't know.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago

I will never understand why Earth is Earth.

You got a bunch of assholes trying to force people into poverty by being forced to raise kids they don't want, and can't afford.

Which brings parents who have to raise kids they don't love. Which creates generations of people who are incapable of love. These people then have kids, but don't love their children, on account of them being incapable of loving.

And so now you have a planet, that is full of unloved assholes in all directions. So now instead of society, and progress, and health, we're all instead reduced to a dollar amount.

Pay a little money, get a little happyness. Pay a lot of money, get a lot of happyness. But then you reach a point where more money does not equal more happyness. So the void needs to be filled by oppressing others.

And now the stage is set for the wealthy to try to feel better about themselves by putting others down.

Now regurgitate that same practice for hundreds if not thousands of years.

Knowledge, love, care, health. These are all concepts that SHOULD be the pillars of any society. Instead, we're all slaves to the all mighty dollar.

This is Earth.

Earth is stupid.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 4 weeks ago