this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2026
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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2. No Illegal Content


Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

That means:

-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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3. No Spam


Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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4. No Porn/ExplicitContent


-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

-Content that might be distressing should be kept behind NSFW tags.

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So how was school/work/life today?

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

Everyone has 2 families, the one you’re born to, and the one you choose. Choose the 2nd well and the first won’t matter

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 9 points 12 hours ago
[–] Senseless@feddit.org 8 points 13 hours ago

Joke's on you, I don't even have NSFW posts censored.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 3 points 10 hours ago

Aww, but I wanted to see their penis.

[–] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago

You are a beautiful individual deserving of love and respect. Show hole.

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I have shown you my interest now show me your tits.

[–] TheLamb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 hours ago

You are loved, you are kind and deserving of care and comfort. You are not alone!

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 33 points 19 hours ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Love you, little buddy.

[–] Ansis100@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I even did it while at work

[–] TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club 5 points 16 hours ago

Risky, but strangely sad and wholesome click of the day.

[–] DacoTaco@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

I even had my audio on! What was i thinking!

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 10 points 18 hours ago

Im proud of you (there you go)

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 16 points 20 hours ago

where pp tho?

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 13 points 19 hours ago

Im proud of you son.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 21 points 21 hours ago

I feel that. I hope you meet people that truly care about you, if you haven't already.

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 20 hours ago

I'm raw doggin Lemmy so I didn't have to click shit, but here's some attention anyway

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] molten@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

I clicked in hope of sexy images not interest in the poster. But I still love you.

[–] Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

all your mothers and fathers and i are all very proud of you, Nutbutter.

[–] MrLLM@ani.social 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Do you guys have NSFW blur filter on?

[–] Uri@infosec.pub 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MrLLM@ani.social 2 points 10 hours ago

I would, but as there’s no an EyeBlench community, I have it turned off

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

I will never understand why Earth is Earth.

You got a bunch of assholes trying to force people into poverty by being forced to raise kids they don't want, and can't afford.

Which brings parents who have to raise kids they don't love. Which creates generations of people who are incapable of love. These people then have kids, but don't love their children, on account of them being incapable of loving.

And so now you have a planet, that is full of unloved assholes in all directions. So now instead of society, and progress, and health, we're all instead reduced to a dollar amount.

Pay a little money, get a little happyness. Pay a lot of money, get a lot of happyness. But then you reach a point where more money does not equal more happyness. So the void needs to be filled by oppressing others.

And now the stage is set for the wealthy to try to feel better about themselves by putting others down.

Now regurgitate that same practice for hundreds if not thousands of years.

Knowledge, love, care, health. These are all concepts that SHOULD be the pillars of any society. Instead, we're all slaves to the all mighty dollar.

This is Earth.

Earth is stupid.