JennaR8r

Wall-E: school shooter edition

But it would really good right at the end before you peace out

Maybe it is a hair on your screen because I'm not seeing what you're seeing.

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, otherwise we get along 🎵

My husband was a champ. He worked full-time and also stayed up at night manually pumping my breast milk while I was sleeping, and he'd wake up with th baby & fed the baby & changed diapers & he cooked meals too! The only thing he didn't do is clean and that's okay cuz I loved cleaning.

Ok so tell us what parilla means.

Dr bampop, please advise how to exterminate our ocular spider infestation.

Aw hell no. I trauma dump on everyone who asks me "How are you?"

Sounds like you haven't heard of the "Dave Chappelle was murdered & cloned" conspiracy theory. I recommend going down that rabbit hole.

According to this theory, the last time the real DC was ever seen was on the Oprah Winfrey Show a couple decades ago. Around that time the entertainment industry moguls were dangling a multi-million dollar offer in front of him but he saw right through it & saw the manipulative corruption in the stipulations proposed in the contract and he declined the offer.

He left on a solo vacation to Africa to escape the public eye & clear his mind, and when he came back he allegedly quietly went back to revisit the multi-million dollar offer but still wouldn't conform with their demands so...

here's where shit gets weird, consider yourself warned:

They took him down to an underground cloning lab, harvested his DNA etc to create their idea of the ideal Dave Chappelle who would appease both audience & industry, for purposes of financial gain for entertainment industry moguls & to keep audiences complacently entertained. Cloning complete, they murdered the original Dave Chapelle.

The DC we see now has a deeper voice, ripped huge muscular body, makes less controversial comedy than before, while still captivating audiences* & bringing in revenue for the entertainment industry moguls which is all they want him for.

*His most intelligent discerning fans know this isn't the real DC, and those closest to him, friends & family & close colleagues, have repeatedly reported that the current DC is NOT the same person they used to know. Literally a completely different person.

Some boys have just the right combination of curiosity, mischief, carelessness, & lack of self-preservation instincts.

Technically the truth

Are you suggesting that Yoga is "woowoo?"

It's a fucking excellent physical workout & emotionally therapeutic when you find the right teachers. And there are plenty of excellent teachers.