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[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 84 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I always imagined that women would make the best assassins. People tend to put their guard down when there is a pretty girl around. And they can get men alone. They all just so happen to get heart attacks around her. She’s that good!

[–] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

And Killing Eve

[–] bazo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago

Just these weekends saw Butch Classify and Sundance kid for the first time. Great movie

Now the Sting is definitely gonna be my next movie to watch!

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah.... I will go along with a lot of shit if I think there's a chance I'm going to get laid. Pretty lady assassin is definitely the way to go if anyone is looking to have me killed.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago
[–] Eric@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 weeks ago

On NPR one time there was a spy on a program, and they said spies almost never carry weapons, and when they do it's usually a woman because people don't expect it and also there is such a huge taboo about touching a woman's purse that they can put it there and be safe.