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[–] sns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 hours ago

But you can always trust men who like big butts for they cannot lie.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago
[–] Hackbraten@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

If men don’t have hips, where do their legs attach to?

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago

The penis, thats why we hunch down when kicked there, structural weakpoint

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 3 points 1 hour ago

We're actually just octopodes in skin suits, each of my legs is just a leather bag controlled by a couple of tentacles

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Shakira's next hit single "Guts Don't Help" about to drop