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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

I serve the Omnissiah.

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Nope. I stand strictly with the Ukrainian military industrial complex, because it hardly existed before the war and has thus been used exclusively for killing hung amounts of Russians. I strive to fit a whole Flamingo up my ass some day.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 6 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Typo, but I'll leave it. *huge

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 2 points 5 hours ago

Dw, I got it. Just felt it was funny.

[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 35 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] evening_push579@feddit.nu 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

SAAB, Dassault…

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 40 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I stand with the Rothschilds, the Rockefellers, the Hearsts. The Illuminati. God love 'em. Good people.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 21 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Good lizard people, anyway.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 18 points 20 hours ago

Honestly, their skin isn't even that cold. People like to be dramatic.

[–] in_the_dark_forest@feddit.org 2 points 11 hours ago

Filthy NS Operative, let Vanu smile upon you!

[–] Changer098@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Umnm acthually, it's called RTX now thank you very much

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Are they merging with Nvidia?

[–] NeptuneOrbit@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

*the infinite?

[–] First_Thunder@lemmy.zip 22 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I stand with the british mandate of Palestine 🇬🇧

[–] RmDebArc_5@feddit.org 47 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I stand with the roman empire

"One state solution". Picture of the entirety is Palestine including Israel being part of the Roman Empire

[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 7 points 20 hours ago

Crusader Kings 3 has entered the chat.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

So would not that inherently mean you stand with all 4, but in a different way

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Are you a bot?

Neither Russia nor Palestine receive significant military aid from the US.

And down below there are like 6 companies which is in fact more than 6.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Next time please spend more than 3 seconds thinking before answering. The military complex exists because of both, US enemies and wars between allies and enemies. Do you think Palestine conflict didn't boost US military spending?

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Doesn't mean they stand with them, not even in a way.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

But if they get quickly destroyed, it means there is no point in spending more on military complex

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

That's not how language works. Or reality.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You are allowed to believe in crystals, too.

Your View's predictive power will be limited though.

[–] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 12 hours ago

I ain't no chump, standing is how you get killed by the constant barrage of bullets and bombs that need to keep raining to preserve our ~~profits~~ liberty. I perpetually crawl on the ground like any true citizen of the free world.