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[–] morto@piefed.social 69 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In my university, almost all professors do it. All articles produced here have several names in them, but are actually made by just 1 or 2 people. Also, professors force us into putting their names in our publications even when they don't even give any guidance. Everyone around thinks that this system is normal and will force newcomers into it.

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Your university sounds like a dangerous place to learn.

[–] morto@piefed.social 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Welcome to Brazil. Everything is dangerous, but at least the food is really good.

Hmm. Now that you mention it the food does sound nice...

[–] Toastmaster2000@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What are the repercussions if you refuse?

[–] morto@piefed.social 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You get ostracized, will lose any scholarship you have and likely won't even finish the course. These days, it got even worse, because a lot of courses are adding a FORMAL REQUIREMENT to have the names of your supervisors in ANY publications you make related to your work while you're in the course, or you won't get your diploma.

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 25 points 1 day ago

I wanna downvote what you’re saying … but like not you for sharing the information.

That’s super lame dude

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

It's like this in romania too.

One of my friends was supposed to do group research with like 3 other people.

He did research and wrote some articles or whatever you science guys call those. But he could finish by himself.

In the end the whole project failed because he was the only one that did ANYTHING. The others weren't even responding.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

For my masters thesis project I was told on day one with all the other students that we would not get to publish a paper on the research and that the research supported PhD students and professors research. And that we would , and I quote, "need to get over it".

However, I noticed multiple times that PhD publications had 3 supervisors listed. When only one was the actual one student's supervisor. The others weren't even in the same area at all.

They were all 3 on every PhD paper published from that department. Always.

Yet the masters students who did all the experiments were not allowed to be included on the publications.

It was a weird setup because the masters students ran the PhD students experiments.

We did all the grunt work !

I personally ran over 40 participants that did two sessions one week apart. And probably another 20-30 that never showed up for their 2nd session. (1 hr sessions).

It's like. Whatever. If they don't want to put our many names on the paper they could at least mention us in the acknowledgement. And it seemed unfair that we, who did the work were forbidden from being in the papers, but 2 other professors who had nothing to do with the projects were always added.

Idk. I thought it was sketchy AF. But I hear this sort of thing is common.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My first PhD supervisor tried to erase me in that process. I did not finish with this supervisor lmao. It's OK, I don't really want to be on the one they included me on anyway after I left.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

I had to switch supervisors during my PhD. It's a very stressful ordeal. Just know, I know what it's like and I sympathize.

It's sad to see so many problematic people in academia.

I was genuinely surprised when I realized how it is.

Just goes to show high education or intellect can't fix a shitty petty insecure personality.

I always figured people went into academia because they wanted to find answers to the questions. And teach young minds to seek out answers too. That it would be this positive encouragement environment.

Which is what I found while attending community college for my associates and bachelor's at state. Though I did do a lot of those degrees online and night classes.

So I must have been shielded from the toxic aspects.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Extreme jobs attract extreme personalities. Being normal and cool gets you far in these spaces, fortunately. I had lots of people to vouch for me. :)

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's much more common than it should be, but that is still rather on the extreme end, not normal, and extremely unethical behaviour on their part. I'm sorry that happened to you.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

I'm in a PhD program now at a different university. I definitely don't get a team of masters students to run all my experiments for me.

That sure would have been nice. But also I feel like, I should be doing the work. Nothing wrong with a little help from a volunteer assistant but that's different than being assigned 4 masters students to run all of your experiments.

My masters was in the UK. (I'm American). I don't know if that's a normal set up over there or was unusual for UK too.

Have you noticed how easy it is to get published when you have some well known established people in the author list? Surely that is just coincidence... Right?