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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by Peluri96@feddit.org to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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FYI: "Ball" refers to the spherical, 2-axis articulated part of the hose (not seen in the pic). It's not for cleaning ball pits or after formal parties.

[–] BC_viper@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

Is that an oz/RFK hybrid?

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In germany we also got an official name for this: Morbus Kobold

The background behind this is a dissertation from the 1970s, where someone investigated injuries caused by masturbating with vacuum cleaners. A lot of the injuries were kaused by the Brand "Kobold" (or goblin in English), which shaped the term "Morbus Kobold".

Sadly I could not find any English resources about this and the wikipedia article is only available in German.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Vivaldi translates quite well, though I kinda regret allowing it to this time. It was too early to add this to the things I know now.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You're welcome

[–] UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago
[–] rslogix89@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

No, that's for cleaning the Dyson sphere.

[–] newton@feddit.online 1 points 1 day ago

You bought the wrong device, it's the dyson ball dryer THAT you need