Damn kids get off my lawn
be kind, rewind.
this post was submitted on 04 May 2026
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My grandmother unironically thought you had to do that... She was not a smart lady.
This is what I had to use to prevent the rental place from fining me for not fully retracting the magnetic spools on my optical media.
That's because if you don't rewind far enough back, the next person won't see the unskippable FBI warning and will be immune from the FBI's effects for the duration of the film.
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Thankfully the places with newer stock had the RRW reverse re-wind discs, so it was easy enough to click it forward one step once you got to the end of a disc
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I had one that could rewind multiple DVDs at once. What a fee saver that was.
Specially for blurays. Idk if this one supports br, but those would take forever to rewind.
Probably the same young kids that REFUSE to buy oscillating doormats, or refill the blinker fluid on rental cars.
GenZ, I tells ya....
oscillating doormats
alright explain
An oscillating doormat sounds like a great invention. Step on it and it vibrates to rub dirt off your shoes.
I can see this being abused by the throngs of sexually disinhibited youth roaming our calm suburbian streets at night looking to get off.
Are you kidding me? I remember rewinding DVDs like it was yesterday...
yeah maybe, but did you ever have to stick a pencil in the hole of a DVD to re-spool it because your diskman chewed it up?
No but using a proper diamond needle did end with most of my collection getting damaged over time.
Common misconception. This only works for Japanese DVDs.
Looks like an actual device I had for applying labels to burnt CDs. You'd print the labels in your inkjet printer.
I had a DVD burner that could burn labels while in the drive...lightscribe. I was the coolest.
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I remember the real big one for records.
Be kind FRWD
Never understood the point in this. When you flipped the DVD to the other side to play the other half it naturally rewound the first side. Such a scam.
…but then you still need to rewind the second side.
Duh.
We couldn't afford that. We had to put our DVDs on our finger and spin them backwards
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Can someone explain?
Not what it is, I can read but why was it needed at all?
its a joke device that was a meme at the time of the transition to disk media. not meant to be taken seriously.
now time to go back to my racecar vhs rewinder
Might have been a joke to you.
I have my collection all rewound and ready to go.
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You had to rewind VHS. Then VHS got replaced by DVD, but unfortunately most early DVD players did not have a rewind function, thus this device.
Can't you rewind them on the VHS in the meantime?
Different technology. VHS rewound magnetic tape using gear rotors. DVDs rewound optic media using spinning lasers.
I miss seeing the disco lights
You better put those photons back in the right order before returning
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It is not needed. There were old VHS tape rewinders that people used, and this is a play on those.
"Ha ha, gotta rewind the DVD"
That's a myth. DVDs tend to lose synchronicity if you don't rewind them and always turn them the same direction. Why do you think there is subtitle timing adjustment in most media players?
I wish the kids understood this back then. It made a lot of rentals almost unwatchable.
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Back in my day, we had wax cylinder rewaxers.
The Men That Will Not Be Blamed For Nothing are a steampunkish punk band that actually put out a release on wax cylinder in 2010. It was one of the first new ones in decades and if I remember correctly it was quite the effort to get someone with a functional antique machine to put it back to production.
I had the 52x model.
We had one of those. But then there was the fire incident. I thought in my childhood innocence years that burning CDs was a metaphor
To be fair rewinding by hand was much faster by hand if you used your CD/DVD spindle to rewind in bulk!
Kids these days and their PLC NAND flash!
also kids dont know about the importance of blinker fluid for their car and need to always be reminded to buy some
it says right there, "dvd rewinder"
You know if this was a real product somebody would have bought it.
car downloader.
Thanfuly, we were always poor as fuck, so this is very strange to actually see
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